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New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 28, 2016 at 12:31 am
Bacon cheeseburgers could start WWIII!
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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 28, 2016 at 11:32 pm (This post was last modified: August 28, 2016 at 11:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Whatevs..it sounds like you're catering for a rabbit warren.....

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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 28, 2016 at 11:50 pm (This post was last modified: August 29, 2016 at 12:39 am by Athene.)
Don't go through a lot of trouble, because they "don't eat much".
Yeah, okay.

Either one or both of them has legitimate dietary concerns, or they've already decided whatever you make isn't going to be good enough; and/or that you're too stupid and unrefined to know not to offend their basic sensibilities.

I wouldn't bend over ass-backwards to please such snide, snooty little pricks, if that were the case.

They'd eat whatever the hell I made, or not eat.
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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 29, 2016 at 1:27 am
(August 28, 2016 at 11:50 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Don't go through a lot of trouble, because they "don't eat much".
Yeah, okay.

Either one or both of them has legitimate dietary concerns, or they've already decided whatever you make isn't going to be good enough; and/or that you're too stupid and unrefined to know not to offend their basic sensibilities.

I wouldn't bend over ass-backwards to please such snide, snooty little pricks, if that were the case.

They'd eat whatever the hell I made, or not eat.
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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 29, 2016 at 1:31 am (This post was last modified: August 29, 2016 at 1:31 am by Whateverist.)
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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 29, 2016 at 1:34 am
(August 28, 2016 at 11:50 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Don't go through a lot of trouble, because they "don't eat much".
Yeah, okay.

Either one or both of them has legitimate dietary concerns, or they've already decided whatever you make isn't going to be good enough; and/or that you're too stupid and unrefined to know not to offend their basic sensibilities.

I wouldn't bend over ass-backwards to please such snide, snooty little pricks, if that were the case.

They'd eat whatever the hell I made, or not eat.

Give them a bowl of Cap'n Crunch.

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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 29, 2016 at 1:48 am
(August 28, 2016 at 11:50 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Don't go through a lot of trouble, because they "don't eat much".
Yeah, okay.

Either one or both of them has legitimate dietary concerns, or they've already decided whatever you make isn't going to be good enough; and/or that you're too stupid and unrefined to know not to offend their basic sensibilities.

I wouldn't bend over ass-backwards to please such snide, snooty little pricks, if that were the case.

They'd eat whatever the hell I made, or not eat.

Damn right. I've had people turn their noses up at the food I made after I spent hours slaving in the kitchen making it. I never bothered cooking for them again. I have a high opinion of my cooking, so anyone who treats my hard work like crap can go order McDonald's instead.

I just hate that because I normally enjoy cooking for other people.
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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 29, 2016 at 1:06 pm
(August 28, 2016 at 12:31 am)Minimalist Wrote: Bacon cheeseburgers could start WWIII!

Maybe. Or perhaps it would finally bring unity and peace to Kashmir.  Cross Fingers

#eventhemahatmawasn'tthisnaive
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RE: New relatives from India to visit. Any advice would be much appreciated.
August 29, 2016 at 9:19 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 1:06 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(August 28, 2016 at 12:31 am)Minimalist Wrote: Bacon cheeseburgers could start WWIII!

Maybe. Or perhaps it would finally bring unity and peace to Kashmir.  Cross Fingers

#eventhemahatmawasn'tthisnaive

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Now I want a triple cheeseburger with bacon
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