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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:27 pm
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:28 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:25 pm)Losty Wrote: (August 29, 2016 at 3:40 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Went home for lunch as usual. My wife told me on the phone not to pick up anything because she was going to fix me something to eat. My lunch? I kid you not: grilled cheese and bologna sandwiches.
She didn't even cut off the crusts or offer me a juice box.
If I ever get married a text of "Hey don't pick up anything on the way home for lunch. I'm going to fix you something to eat." Will mean don't even bother coming home for lunch today, if you do don't eat what I made because it's poisoned.
I did mention bologna, didn't I?
I'm not too worried. I have it on good authority that a man my weight can eat at least thirty pig anuses before he reaches a lethal toxicity.
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:32 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:28 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (August 29, 2016 at 4:25 pm)Losty Wrote: If I ever get married a text of "Hey don't pick up anything on the way home for lunch. I'm going to fix you something to eat." Will mean don't even bother coming home for lunch today, if you do don't eat what I made because it's poisoned.
I did mention bologna, didn't I?
I'm not too worried. I have it on good authority that a man my weight can eat at least thirty pig anuses before he reaches a lethal toxicity.
I'd make for a terrible wife "Hey when you stop to get food on the way home...will you buy me chocolate fudge and ice cream?"
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:33 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:27 pm)Losty Wrote: Trump Doge
I missed him too.
It's like my signature avatar.
Everyone likes Trump Doge. 
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:35 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:32 pm)Losty Wrote: (August 29, 2016 at 4:28 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I did mention bologna, didn't I?
I'm not too worried. I have it on good authority that a man my weight can eat at least thirty pig anuses before he reaches a lethal toxicity.
I'd make for a terrible typical wife "Hey when you stop to get food on the way home...will you buy me chocolate fudge and ice cream?"
Fixed that for you.
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:37 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:25 pm)Losty Wrote: (August 29, 2016 at 3:40 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Went home for lunch as usual. My wife told me on the phone not to pick up anything because she was going to fix me something to eat. My lunch? I kid you not: grilled cheese and bologna sandwiches.
She didn't even cut off the crusts or offer me a juice box.
If I ever get married a text of "Hey don't pick up anything on the way home for lunch. I'm going to fix you something to eat." Will mean don't even bother coming home for lunch today, if you do don't eat what I made because it's poisoned.
What buggerfuckhead of a wankturnip would ever wanna poison you? 
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