If I had money I'd celebrate by buying lots of candy and then taking it all home and eating it all.
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| Poll: What would you like to see the forum members do for X-mas at AF? This poll is closed. |
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| Secret Santa | 2 | 9.09% | |
| Secret Santa, but with Christmas messages | 1 | 4.55% | |
| Christmas card exchange | 3 | 13.64% | |
| Decorate a cookie for another member | 0 | 0% | |
| Piss on the fucking bible | 3 | 13.64% | |
| Do your personal best to commit all 7 deadly sins and report back to the forum | 2 | 9.09% | |
| Send personalized decorated pictures of Hanky the Christmas Poo | 0 | 0% | |
| All get drunk and celebrate like the Japanese | 2 | 9.09% | |
| Skype and sing Christmas carols | 1 | 4.55% | |
| Record carols and send them as secret Santa gifts | 0 | 0% | |
| A virtual Yankee swap-we post pictures of presents that cost under $10 and swap these fake presents because fuck it | 1 | 4.55% | |
| Virtual gift giving. We are all given a price range. We send our recipients the url to the gift and they buy it themselve | 2 | 9.09% | |
| Secret Santa where we make verifiable donations to the recipients’ charity of choice with a cap on spending | 1 | 4.55% | |
| All of a sing the same Christmas song (preferably to the same version of the song) and then mash it all together in a horrible virtual choir | 4 | 18.18% | |
| Total | 22 vote(s) | 100% | |
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AF Christmas Part II
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If I could, I'd give you all the candy I bought. We're not getting any trick-or-treaters tonight. Grr.
That's incredibly sweet, Shell.
 
Christmas is a family meetup. Got nothing to do with religion. Only with food and spending time together.
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 (October 31, 2016 at 6:22 pm)abaris Wrote:(October 31, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Shell B Wrote: Yeah, I know it's Halloween. It's only 5:30 pm'ish here, not quite dark and rain on the way. If we can just make it to the storm we're golden. In 34 years here not one trick or treater has ever knocked on our warehouse door. We long ago stopped stocking up for the eventuality knowing we'd be stuck with whatever we got. As a result we dread getting that first knock with the candy larder bare. (October 31, 2016 at 8:42 pm)Whateverist Wrote: We long ago stopped stocking up for the eventuality knowing we'd be stuck with whatever we got. As a result we dread getting that first knock with the candy larder bare. They haunted my door for a few years. But once I handed them candies that were long past the sell by date. Not intentionally, I only noticed later that they were already on the shelf for the better part of a decade. But maybe the message stuck anyway.
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