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Bored at work
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Bored at work
November 15, 2016 at 6:24 pm
So I took the number 323 bus into town today, the conductor was a right Ignoramus, she walked away as I was speaking to her, She'll b back I thought.
I got off and decided to go for a Little lunch at a pizza place called Bella something, the décor was Minimalist but nice, Rhythm is a dancer was on the radio.
I ordered a Hawaiian pizza, Alas the ham fell on the floor but I ate it anyway. When I came out I got a bit Lost yes lost, I could have done with an Atlas lol. Now this might sound Irrational but I got the urge to Steal curtains, I entered the shop with the intent to Rob valuables but chickened out.
Ended up in the sports shop looking for a football scarf either LFC or Manchester United could not afford one in the end, wished I was D richest man in the world.
Did I mention my star sign is Gemini?
Caught the bus home from the Brewery, arrived back really flustered, she asked Whateverist the matter? I said "I'm never letting Brian sodding boru the car again"
Told you I was bored.
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RE: Bored at work
November 15, 2016 at 6:30 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2016 at 6:30 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
LOL

ROFLOL

Epic.

I can't believe you ate me after being on the floor Tongue
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RE: Bored at work
November 15, 2016 at 6:51 pm
They let you waste time like this at a lumber mill?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Bored at work
November 15, 2016 at 6:55 pm
Mind the blades.

V. nice.
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RE: Bored at work
November 15, 2016 at 7:13 pm
Are you in termite or pest control Expired?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Bored at work
November 15, 2016 at 8:00 pm
(November 15, 2016 at 6:24 pm)Expired Wrote: So I took the number 323 bus into town today, the conductor was a right Ignoramus, she walked away as I was speaking to her, She'll b back I thought.
I got off and decided to go for a Little lunch at a pizza place called Bella something, the décor was Minimalist but nice, Rhythm is a dancer was on the radio.
I ordered a Hawaiian pizza, Alas the ham fell on the floor but I ate it anyway. When I came out I got a bit Lost yes lost, I could have done with an Atlas lol. Now this might sound Irrational but I got the urge to Steal curtains, I entered the shop with the intent to Rob valuables but chickened out.
Ended up in the sports shop looking for a football scarf either LFC or Manchester United could not afford one in the end, wished I was D richest man in the world.
Did I mention my star sign is Gemini?
Caught the bus home from the Brewery, arrived back really flustered, she asked Whateverist the matter? I said "I'm never letting Brian sodding boru the car again"
Told you I was bored.

BRILLIANT! I especially liked the way you saved the best for last...

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Bored at work
November 15, 2016 at 8:14 pm
LOL

Gotta love Boru.
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RE: Bored at work
November 16, 2016 at 9:20 am
(November 15, 2016 at 6:51 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: They let you waste time like this at a lumber mill?

They don't let me, They think I'm hard at it. I talk a good job.
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