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Bored at work
#1
Bored at work
So I took the number 323 bus into town today, the conductor was a right Ignoramus, she walked away as I was speaking to her, She'll b back I thought.
I got off and decided to go for a Little lunch at a pizza place called Bella something, the décor was Minimalist but nice, Rhythm is a dancer was on the radio.
I ordered a Hawaiian pizza, Alas the ham fell on the floor but I ate it anyway. When I came out I got a bit Lost yes lost, I could have done with an Atlas lol. Now this might sound Irrational but I got the urge to Steal curtains, I entered the shop with the intent to Rob valuables but chickened out.
Ended up in the sports shop looking for a football scarf either LFC or Manchester United could not afford one in the end, wished I was D richest man in the world.
Did I mention my star sign is Gemini?
Caught the bus home from the Brewery, arrived back really flustered, she asked Whateverist the matter? I said "I'm never letting Brian sodding boru the car again"
Told you I was bored.
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#2
RE: Bored at work
LOL

ROFLOL

Epic.

I can't believe you ate me after being on the floor Tongue
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#3
RE: Bored at work
They let you waste time like this at a lumber mill?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#4
RE: Bored at work
Mind the blades.

V. nice.
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#5
RE: Bored at work
Are you in termite or pest control Expired?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#6
RE: Bored at work
(November 15, 2016 at 6:24 pm)Expired Wrote: So I took the number 323 bus into town today, the conductor was a right Ignoramus, she walked away as I was speaking to her, She'll b back I thought.
I got off and decided to go for a Little lunch at a pizza place called Bella something, the décor was Minimalist but nice, Rhythm is a dancer was on the radio.
I ordered a Hawaiian pizza, Alas the ham fell on the floor but I ate it anyway. When I came out I got a bit Lost yes lost, I could have done with an Atlas lol. Now this might sound Irrational but I got the urge to Steal curtains, I entered the shop with the intent to Rob valuables but chickened out.
Ended up in the sports shop looking for a football scarf either LFC or Manchester United could not afford one in the end, wished I was D richest man in the world.
Did I mention my star sign is Gemini?
Caught the bus home from the Brewery, arrived back really flustered, she asked Whateverist the matter? I said "I'm never letting Brian sodding boru the car again"
Told you I was bored.

BRILLIANT! I especially liked the way you saved the best for last...

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#7
RE: Bored at work
LOL

Gotta love Boru.
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#8
RE: Bored at work
(November 15, 2016 at 6:51 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: They let you waste time like this at a lumber mill?

They don't let me, They think I'm hard at it. I talk a good job.
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