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How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm
Enjoy Ladies.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21...king-Night
Quote:As I've wallowed in Christmas music the last couple of weeks, I've pondered the traditions of the Christmas story; and I've come to a conclusion.
Mary was shafted.
There she is, 8+ months pregnant, having been dragged all over Israel on the back of a fucking donkey. I know that when I was 8 months pregnant, I had a hard time riding for two hours in a car to attend my father-in-law's funeral.
And men just do not understand how often one has to pee when there's a baby sitting on one's bladder, especially when one is being jiggled by travel. Do you think Joseph cheerfully stopped every 15 minutes for a potty break, heaving Mary on and off the donkey with nary a complaint? I mean, he didn't even get the fun of the conception. That had to have had an effect on his equanimity during the pregnancy.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 12:31 pm
(This post was last modified: December 25, 2016 at 12:31 pm by purplepurpose.)
I don't understand your obsession with trying to prove that religion is fake. How did religion managed to hurt you so much?
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm
Fuck off, silly person.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 12:35 pm
(December 25, 2016 at 12:31 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: I don't understand your obsession with trying to prove that religion is fake. How did religion managed to hurt you so much?
It does a marvelous job of proving its hilarious shortcomings all on its own...I can certainly see the appeal in pointing and laughing at the unending absurdity of it all though.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm
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(December 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck off, silly person.
I didn't meant to offend or joke. I just don't understand why someone is devoting so much energy to ridicule religion, when there are better things to do with your life.
At least, visit Christian forum and politely present them your findings, to prolong the debate for a few days.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 12:48 pm
Why do you feel the need to prop up your bullshit? It is the 21st century. Gods are obsolete. Get with the program, son.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 12:54 pm
(December 25, 2016 at 12:31 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: I don't understand your obsession with trying to prove that religion is fake. How did religion managed to hurt you so much?
It really is a good time to point and laugh at silly things taken very seriously.
I mean, case in point:
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteArchives.aspx?Archive=1
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 1:06 pm
(December 25, 2016 at 12:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why do you feel the need to prop up your bullshit? It is the 21st century. Gods are obsolete. Get with the program, son.
Who made you an authority to decide what is obsolete and what is not? Its only your opinion and it isn't perfect.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 1:22 pm
(December 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: (December 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck off, silly person.
I didn't meant to offend or joke. I just don't understand why someone is devoting so much energy to ridicule religion, when there are better things to do with your life.
At least, visit Christian forum and politely present them your findings, to prolong the debate for a few days.
Oh dear, you must be new here.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 1:50 pm
(December 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: (December 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck off, silly person.
I didn't meant to offend or joke. I just don't understand why someone is devoting so much energy to ridicule religion, when there are better things to do with your life.
At least, visit Christian forum and politely present them your findings, to prolong the debate for a few days.
You mean "for a few minutes", because he'll be banned once his atheism becomes known, at most places. They're not interested in discussing the possibility of being wrong.
I can't say I blame them, I wouldn't want to defend such an idiotic fable either.
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