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Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 9:10 am
What should I add to this word salad?

I know, Golden Goddess dressing. YUM!
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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 10:27 am
Most of these points don't even make any sense. Some of them are just "something is obviously true therefor God". I don't know how you can't see how ludicrous that is.
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#13
RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 11:09 am
I'm still trying to untangle #1
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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 12:29 pm
(January 5, 2017 at 8:17 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 5, 2017 at 12:29 am)Minimalist Wrote: Or get laid.

I was going to say that, but if there's any going spare I call first dibs.

Um....

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Use your hand.
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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 12:33 pm (This post was last modified: January 5, 2017 at 12:34 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 5, 2017 at 11:09 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I'm still trying to untangle #1

Same. It's about as coherent as if I told you about the time that the other day it became what it once was before it used to be used for the thing that it used to be when it had something to do with the fact that the We Already Had Spinach Just Last Wednesday departed.
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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 12:47 pm (This post was last modified: January 5, 2017 at 12:56 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
There's only one microphone which coherence and pretentiousness are reluctantly forced to share.
Really hope that statement doesn't make sense.
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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 12:53 pm
I agree with you so much left-wing jacket just told me my flowerpot moved sideways before resurfacing the Idaho cosmopolitan sofa-stain dance to the heartbeat of a dinosaur named Dave.
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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 12:56 pm
(January 5, 2017 at 12:53 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I agree with you so much left-wing jacket just told me my flowerpot moved sideways before resurfacing the Idaho cosmopolitan sofa-stain dance to the heartbeat of a dinosaur named Dave.

Prove it
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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 1:14 pm (This post was last modified: January 5, 2017 at 1:16 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Well Just Last Semester ™ I was told that Mr. Aligator wasn't allowed to wear gym shorts anymore so the donkey had to tell him that "No Dave isn't around anymore but on the OTHER hand THAT WILL be exposed. Not talking about the gym shorts" and the orange broke. Tore apart. Ruined. Not even Xmas.

Is that proof?
(January 5, 2017 at 12:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(January 5, 2017 at 8:17 am)Stimbo Wrote: I was going to say that, but if there's any going spare I call first dibs.

Um....

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Use your hand.

Oh my GAWDS!!!! The eyes of the one on the right!!!

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RE: Closing statements before leaving again for semester.
January 5, 2017 at 4:13 pm (This post was last modified: January 5, 2017 at 4:13 pm by Astreja.)
Points 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 14 and 15 are pure bollocks. I particularly detest #15, as I see nothing whatsoever wrong with shades of grey.

Point 13 is debatable and the conclusion not guaranteed.

Point 16 is all right.

Point 17 can be applied to any path that one willingly seeks. (In My case, however, that path leads not to gods but to clarinets.)
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