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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 2:12 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 11:34 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Seriously. Once you get people to believe the bible you will never run out of fools. I believed that shit too, but I asked too many questions, and now here I am.
You see, that just boggles my mind. I grew up in the United Methodist church, and you would have been laughed out if you said something like that.
I didn't even realize that there were actual grown adults that believed in demons until I was in my late teens.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:03 pm
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(January 17, 2017 at 11:44 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: (January 17, 2017 at 10:30 am)Vic Wrote: Rhonda,
First off let me congratulate you on your expert breakfast item choice; secondly, I shall speak with the no good poopyhead at once and see if I can retrieve your legal property in one piece. But I can't promise not to eat it in the process. Happy waffling!
[REDACTED] Neimenovic, CEO of Waffles&co
Thanks, Vic. It's good to have friends in high places. Unfortunately when I found it in the sink it was broken up and soggy. Can you find the responsible parties and give them some kind of demerit?
Wasn't me why you ask 
(January 17, 2017 at 11:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: (January 17, 2017 at 10:30 am)Vic Wrote: Rhonda,
First off let me congratulate you on your expert breakfast item choice; secondly, I shall speak with the no good poopyhead at once and see if I can retrieve your legal property in one piece. But I can't promise not to eat it in the process. Happy waffling!
[REDACTED] Neimenovic, CEO of Waffles&co
Pssshaaw Waffles&Co are just cheap knock-offs of Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, LLC.
I see you're with the competition 
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:06 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 3:03 pm)Vic Wrote: I see you're with the competition
[REDACTED], I AM the competition.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:13 pm
Satan waffle steals
Jesus eggs and toast redeems
grapefruit scoffs through tears
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:14 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 11:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: (January 17, 2017 at 10:30 am)Vic Wrote: Rhonda,
First off let me congratulate you on your expert breakfast item choice; secondly, I shall speak with the no good poopyhead at once and see if I can retrieve your legal property in one piece. But I can't promise not to eat it in the process. Happy waffling!
[REDACTED] Neimenovic, CEO of Waffles&co
Pssshaaw Waffles&Co are just cheap knock-offs of Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, LLC.
...both of which are infringing on patents held by the Cthulhu's Own brand. Hordes of slavish cultists have been dispatched accordingly.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:14 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 3:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (January 17, 2017 at 11:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Pssshaaw Waffles&Co are just cheap knock-offs of Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, LLC.
...both of which are infringing on patents held by the Cthulhu's Own brand. Hordes of slavish cultists have been dispatched accordingly. Bring it, tentacled one.
You ain't got shit on me!
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:19 pm
You yanks really eat waffles for breakfast?
O.o
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:19 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 1:10 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Satan's involvement in breakfast is well established. I encountered the truth when someone handed me my first plate of fried chicken and waffles -- a combination both tempting and somehow entirely wrong. I gave in and ate it but immediately regretted my weakness and have foresworn the diabolical dish ever since.
Fried chicken? Any time. Waffles? Damn right, stack a couple more on there. But together? Get behind me . . . .
However, judging by the Sunday brunch buffets I've been to in Baton Rouge, there are a lot of Baptists who are willing to play Russian Roulette with their souls.
Did I just witness a southerner bagging on chicken and waffles?!?
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:20 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 3:19 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: You yanks really eat waffles for breakfast?
O.o
Of course not, do you think we're savages or something?
Chicken and waffles are for dinner.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 3:24 pm
For people with OCD, waffles are the devils handy work. Do you know how much time it takes the get the same amount of syrup into each square?
By the time it's ready, it's cold, and you have to start over.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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