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Satan Stole My Waffle

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Satan Stole My Waffle
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 5:06 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2017 at 5:06 am by Longhorn.)
(January 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 19, 2017 at 3:38 pm)Vic Wrote: Oh yeah? How about... THIS?



Child's play.



Psh, that was weak. I could beat you in my sleep.



(January 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Vic, SC, I just laughed my arse off!

How old are you guys? 9?

And three months!!! Angry
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 10:49 am
(January 20, 2017 at 5:06 am)Vic Wrote: Psh, that was weak. I could beat you in my sleep.



This is what it looks like when I beat you in my sleep...


"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 11:06 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 2:16 pm
I cannot in good conscience let this pass without saying this:


Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 4:53 pm
(January 20, 2017 at 10:49 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 20, 2017 at 5:06 am)Vic Wrote: Psh, that was weak. I could beat you in my sleep.



This is what it looks like when I beat you in my sleep...



Hey, Steel...? Angel


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 4:59 pm (This post was last modified: January 20, 2017 at 4:59 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Oh yeah?


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 5:03 pm (This post was last modified: January 20, 2017 at 5:03 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(January 20, 2017 at 4:53 pm)Vic Wrote: Hey, Steel...? Angel



All day. All damn day.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 7:33 pm
(January 20, 2017 at 5:03 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 20, 2017 at 4:53 pm)Vic Wrote: Hey, Steel...? Angel



All day. All damn day.


Oh REALLY.


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 7:39 pm
(January 20, 2017 at 7:33 pm)Vic Wrote: Oh REALLY.



What?

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 7:42 pm
(January 20, 2017 at 7:39 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 20, 2017 at 7:33 pm)Vic Wrote: Oh REALLY.



What?


In case you didn't hear me.


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