(July 1, 2011 at 4:45 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote:

(July 1, 2011 at 4:27 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish my fellow mods were more active.

They are now bicycling Mormons.

I wish for wine that improves brain function.

Granted, but it also renders your private parts, shrivelled and useless.

I wish my Venus Fly Trap would catch some flies.

(July 1, 2011 at 4:52 am)Darwinian Wrote: Granted, but it also renders your private parts, shrivelled and useless.

I wish my Venus Fly Trap would catch some flies.

Definition, Flies: An opening in a garment that is closed by a zipper or by buttons concealed under a fold of cloth
Your Venus Fly Trap has caught your flies and a bit more, you should have been warned by the "Venus" part of its name.

I'd like a flying turtle I could use for personal transport.

(July 1, 2011 at 4:59 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I'd like a flying turtle I could use for personal transport.

Granted, but your turtle flies as slowly as it crawls and it takes you weeks just to get around the block.


I wish I had an oscar meyer wiener.

Granted, but I have no idea what you are talking about so you could end up with anything

I'd like to go back and visit the 1980's.

(July 1, 2011 at 10:16 am)Darwinian Wrote: Granted, but I have no idea what you are talking about so you could end up with anything

I'd like to go back and visit the 1980's.

Granted, you're Boy George ... he never left.


I wish my house payment wasn't due.

(July 1, 2011 at 10:37 am)Cinjin Wrote: I wish my house payment wasn't due.

Granted, you are homeless.

I wish the news would stop talking about the royal family

(July 1, 2011 at 10:41 am)FaithNoMore Wrote:

(July 1, 2011 at 10:37 am)Cinjin Wrote: I wish my house payment wasn't due.

Granted, you are homeless.

I wish the news would stop talking about the royal family

Granted. Britain finally abolishes the monarchy.

I wish all my wishes to stop having a negative outcome.

(July 1, 2011 at 10:45 am)Cinjin Wrote: I wish all my wishes to stop having a negative outcome.

You become some kinda weird religious type who sees misfortune as the source of reward in the next life.

I want another flying turtle, a really big one with a house on it.

Granted, unfortunately it is launched by catapult and landing is another matter entirely (splat!).

I wish I would wake up without adrenaline pulsing my veins each morning.

(July 1, 2011 at 11:17 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish I would wake up without adrenaline pulsing my veins each morning.

Granted, your veins are now pulsing with estrogen when you wake up.

I wish tablet pc's were cheaper.