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RE: Random Thoughts
June 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm
(June 7, 2017 at 9:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What about all those white terrorists calling themselves rebel freedom fighters!
How is poor old Darth Vader supposed to run a civil society with them blowing up his Death Stars orbiting monitoring stations!
I've wondered if Luke ever feels guilty about killing the 6 million-odd people aboard the Death Star?
Also, if the Emperor had declared himself to be a god before blowing up planets, would there be as much resistance?
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 2:06 am
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 4:57 am
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A good long time mate (nice guy but not Einstein) came around to my factory the other day (he's a sales rep).
The conversation turned to the terrorist stuff going on in Melbourne lately.
We both agreed that there's only so much you can do as far as profiling for potential terrorists goes.
He suggested: {wait for it}................
That all Muslims in Australia must wear a voice activated gps neck clamp thing and if it the clamp detects the phrase "Allahu Akbar", a builtin electro solenoid releases the spring pressure and a blade cuts the wearers head off!
BWAHAHA ...He's a barrel of laughs, my mate Westy! Till I looked at him and he was dead serious! Fuck!
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 6:39 am
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 6:49 am
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(June 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 7, 2017 at 9:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What about all those white terrorists calling themselves rebel freedom fighters!
How is poor old Darth Vader supposed to run a civil society with them blowing up his Death Stars orbiting monitoring stations!
I've wondered if Luke ever feels guilty about killing the 6 million-odd people aboard the Death Star?
Also, if the Emperor had declared himself to be a god before blowing up planets, would there be as much resistance?
Actually in the books he did
Thou to be fair it was a planet destroying super weapon that depending on cannon killed 6 times that many . Piloted by space Nazi's. That took the lives of countless slaves to build . And who's construction and maintaince stripped whole worlds of resources . Causing ecological collapses and mass starvation across multiple star systems . resulting in the death of millions more .
(June 8, 2017 at 4:57 am)ignoramus Wrote: A good long time mate (nice guy but not Einstein) came around to my factory the other day (he's a sales rep).
The conversation turned to the terrorist stuff going on in Melbourne lately.
We both agreed that there's only so much you can do as far as profiling for potential terrorists goes.
He suggested: {wait for it}................
That all Muslims in Australia must wear a voice activated gps neck clamp thing and if it the clamp detects the phrase "Allahu Akbar", a builtin electro solenoid releases the spring pressure and a blade cuts the wearers head off!
BWAHAHA ...He's a barrel of laughs, my mate Westy! Till I looked at him and he was dead serious! Fuck!
one fatal flaw in his plan (aside from not being possible to implement)
Wouldn't terrorist just start using dead man switch bombs .
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 8:35 am
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Yeah... They'll also learn to not say you know what!
But if they don't say it, do they still become martyrs and get the 72 virgins?
If I was a stupid dumb twat killing innocent people over an imaginary bogey man, I wouldn't risk not saying it either.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 8:51 am
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(June 8, 2017 at 8:35 am)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah... They'll also learn to not say you know what!
But if they don't say it, do they still become martyrs and get the 72 virgins?
If I was a stupid dumb twat killing innocent people over an imaginary bogey man, I wouldn't risk it either.
Or they could just wear a sign
I always wondered why anyone would want 72 virgins . I mean seriously even my John Thomas out after 20 . Your essentially hoarder at that point . And can dead spirits even screw . It would suck if they couldn't "your all like I blow myself up and I get 72 virgins and I can't have sex with them that's bullshit " and furthermore surely Muslim heavens running out of virgins by this point. Or worst it only says virgins it said nothing about them being attractive .
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 8:53 am
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Quote:72 virgins? Give me two fire breathing whores any day of the week!
-Billy Connolly.
Technically, Tiz, you can have sex with them. They are, in fact, your sex slaves. They can;t really run out..because god makes these sex dolls as-needed. They'll do whatever you want...like all of the nasty stuff you weren't allowed to have in life...bonus, the rivers flow with wine.
Makes it easier to understand why a muslim boy, with no job (who may very well have lost his family to "the west")..who's never seen much of a woman...might go full on jihadi. A -very- similar sales pitch turns young men into soldiers in the US, just as willing as their islamo-fascist counterparts.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 9:00 am
(June 8, 2017 at 8:53 am)Khemikal Wrote: Quote:72 virgins? Give me two fire breathing whores any day of the week!
-Billy Connolly.
Technically, Tiz, you can have sex with them. They are, in fact, your sex slaves. They can;t really run out..because god makes these sex dolls as-needed. They'll do whatever you want...like all of the nasty stuff you weren't allowed to have in life...bonus, the rivers flow with wine.
Makes it easier to understand why a boy, with no job (who may very well have lost his family to "the west")..who's never seen much of a woman...might go full on jihadi. A -very- similar sales pitch turns young men into soldiers in the US, just as willing to spend their life in service to the cause.
Be interesting to know the mechanics of how two souls do it. I mean would still have dick in an immaterial body ?
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 8, 2017 at 9:04 am
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There won't be anything recognizably immaterial about it. The promise is sex. Sex plain and simple (or not, if you're into not so plain and simple stuff). Not holy union, lol. Not ghostly satisfaction. Sex. A literal pile of sex. The sexbots aren't even exclusively female.....they were built to service -every- desire, they can be and do whatever you want them to be and do.
In short, divinely facilitated orgies for services rendered. Allah's a straight up pimp from wayback. You have to admit, it's a hell of a sales pitch, lol. It probably appeals to people with verboten desires (in islamo-fascist controlled or influenced areas) even moreso than the standard fare..moreso than it would some guy with an awesome wife, or who can otherwise act out his or her desires in life. It might honestly be, as Connolly joked, that getting laid would prevent a fair bit of terrorism.
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