(June 16, 2017 at 8:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: Chimp, did they need to put a chimney stack on the coffin? curious?

That would just alert all the grave robbers.

(June 16, 2017 at 6:03 am)chimp3 Wrote: Did you know ducks have a nine inch corkscrew shaped penis? They copulate without penetration. A nine inch dick and all he gets is a coital kiss!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

Same thing happens with pigs: http://scienceblogs.com/clock/2006/07/07...kscrewing/

In Portuguese, the word for nuts (the sort that screw on bolts) is 'porca', the female pig.

The equivalent of balls is tomatoes

(June 16, 2017 at 5:37 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread.
It's supposed to be Santa Claus holding a christmass tree.

However in Holland and Flanders, he's better known as 'Kabouter Buttplug', which translates into 'Gnome Buttplug'.
Personally, I figure he's overcompensating.

Hahaha I like it! I'd put it in my garden if I had a giant garden yep.
It looks like he's holding something phallic in his other hand too! Santa's "busy".
A city paid money for this you say?

(June 16, 2017 at 7:27 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Contrary to popular belief, men don't suffer from premature ejaculation. Women do.

Boru

Pics or it didn't happ-- nvm we are sfw here.
Kindly show me statistics on that or are you merely speaking of your (alleged) personal experiences?

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(June 16, 2017 at 9:05 am)pocaracas Wrote:

(June 16, 2017 at 6:03 am)chimp3 Wrote: Did you know ducks have a nine inch corkscrew shaped penis? They copulate without penetration. A nine inch dick and all he gets is a coital kiss!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

Same thing happens with pigs: http://scienceblogs.com/clock/2006/07/07...kscrewing/

In Portuguese, the word for nuts (the sort that screw on bolts) is 'porca', the female pig.

The equivalent of balls is tomatoes

So women have been the bolt clenchers and mens balls have been the helpless soft squishies, for all humanity everywhere for a very long time is what you're saying.

I knew Miss Piggy was remnants of sexism!

(June 16, 2017 at 9:31 am)Luckie Wrote:

(June 16, 2017 at 5:37 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread.
It's supposed to be Santa Claus holding a christmass tree.

However in Holland and Flanders, he's better known as 'Kabouter Buttplug', which translates into 'Gnome Buttplug'.
Personally, I figure he's overcompensating.

Hahaha I like it! I'd put it in my garden if I had a giant garden yep.
It looks like he's holding something phallic in his other hand too! Santa's "busy".
A city paid money for this you say?

Aye, 280.000 euro's, if you believe.

Made by the American Paul McCarthy.

(June 16, 2017 at 9:47 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote:

(June 16, 2017 at 9:31 am)Luckie Wrote: Hahaha I like it! I'd put it in my garden if I had a giant garden yep.
It looks like he's holding something phallic in his other hand too! Santa's "busy".
A city paid money for this you say?

Aye, 280.000 euro's, if you believe.

Made by the American Paul McCarthy.

  Y'all got screwed!

Also how hilarious is it if that thing was transported from America to Europe? What am interesting trip. They should make a movie of the two transporters. Call it: the 2 Transporters.

(June 16, 2017 at 9:55 am)Luckie Wrote:

(June 16, 2017 at 9:47 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Aye, 280.000 euro's, if you believe.

Made by the American Paul McCarthy.

  Y'all got screwed!

Also how hilarious is it if that thing was transported from America to Europe? What am interesting trip. They should make a movie of the two transporters. Call it: the 2 Transporters.

I didn't get screwed. It was holland that got the D

(June 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Luckie Wrote: Okay so I've noticed over the years just how Many numerous tangents about penises (penne in Latin apparently), that our members (mainly male haha) can sideline threads with when things get boring. Like when we get shit and run threads. Or any time a certain male alpha speaks. 

So here's my challenge. 

How many pages can we get, without letting the thread die, talking solely about penis?

Ready.. Set... PENIS!!!

EtA: The last person to post has the biggest penis of all! Now it will neVer die. 
Or will it and someone gets declared head dick of the forum???

You sure you want to bring it up?

(June 16, 2017 at 7:26 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote:

(June 16, 2017 at 7:05 am)chimp3 Wrote: That is frightening. An army of Buttplug Gnomes could easily defeat an army of Orcs!

YOU!

SHALL!

NOT!

PASS!


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Gas

*Anything

[My edit, obv.]

(June 16, 2017 at 8:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: Chimp, did they need to put a chimney stack on the coffin? curious?

They'd have to bury me seven feet down.

angel lust . . . .