(June 16, 2017 at 8:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: Chimp, did they need to put a chimney stack on the coffin? curious?
That would just alert all the grave robbers.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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(June 16, 2017 at 8:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: Chimp, did they need to put a chimney stack on the coffin? curious? That would just alert all the grave robbers.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(June 16, 2017 at 6:03 am)chimp3 Wrote: Did you know ducks have a nine inch corkscrew shaped penis? They copulate without penetration. A nine inch dick and all he gets is a coital kiss! Same thing happens with pigs: http://scienceblogs.com/clock/2006/07/07...kscrewing/ In Portuguese, the word for nuts (the sort that screw on bolts) is 'porca', the female pig. The equivalent of balls is tomatoes RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 9:31 am
(This post was last modified: June 16, 2017 at 9:37 am by Mystical.)
(June 16, 2017 at 5:37 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread. Hahaha I like it! I'd put it in my garden if I had a giant garden yep. It looks like he's holding something phallic in his other hand too! Santa's "busy". A city paid money for this you say? (June 16, 2017 at 7:27 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Contrary to popular belief, men don't suffer from premature ejaculation. Women do. Pics or it didn't happ-- nvm we are sfw here. Kindly show me statistics on that or are you merely speaking of your (alleged) personal experiences? (June 16, 2017 at 9:05 am)pocaracas Wrote:(June 16, 2017 at 6:03 am)chimp3 Wrote: Did you know ducks have a nine inch corkscrew shaped penis? They copulate without penetration. A nine inch dick and all he gets is a coital kiss! So women have been the bolt clenchers and mens balls have been the helpless soft squishies, for all humanity everywhere for a very long time is what you're saying. I knew Miss Piggy was remnants of sexism!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. (June 16, 2017 at 9:31 am)Luckie Wrote:(June 16, 2017 at 5:37 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread. Aye, 280.000 euro's, if you believe. Made by the American Paul McCarthy.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. - (June 16, 2017 at 9:47 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote:(June 16, 2017 at 9:31 am)Luckie Wrote: Hahaha I like it! I'd put it in my garden if I had a giant garden yep. Y'all got screwed! Also how hilarious is it if that thing was transported from America to Europe? What am interesting trip. They should make a movie of the two transporters. Call it: the 2 Transporters.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. (June 16, 2017 at 9:55 am)Luckie Wrote:(June 16, 2017 at 9:47 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Aye, 280.000 euro's, if you believe. I didn't get screwed. It was holland that got the D
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. - (June 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Luckie Wrote: Okay so I've noticed over the years just how Many numerous tangents about penises (penne in Latin apparently), that our members (mainly male haha) can sideline threads with when things get boring. Like when we get shit and run threads. Or any time a certain male alpha speaks. You sure you want to bring it up? (June 16, 2017 at 7:26 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote:(June 16, 2017 at 7:05 am)chimp3 Wrote: That is frightening. An army of Buttplug Gnomes could easily defeat an army of Orcs! *Anything [My edit, obv.]
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 16, 2017 at 8:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: Chimp, did they need to put a chimney stack on the coffin? curious? They'd have to bury me seven feet down.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
angel lust . . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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