My experiences with internet forums
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My experiences with internet forums
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 (June 20, 2017 at 3:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Those weren't nails... That explains why you squirted toothpaste on me first... 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (June 20, 2017 at 3:58 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(June 20, 2017 at 3:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Those weren't nails... Fangs a lot... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
At least you didn't gargle.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 20, 2017 at 4:09 pm)Cyberman Wrote: At least you didn't gargle. I was taught never to play with my food... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
But... but... it makez me haz a flavour...
![[Image: catnip5.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=blog.petmeds.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fcatnip5.jpg)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Try this
(June 20, 2017 at 5:05 pm)Cyberman Wrote: But... but... it makez me haz a flavour... True story: I keep my cat food and treats in a separate part of the pantry from the human food at home and made the mistake of leaving the cupboard door open when I went to work. In the cupboard was an open, but barely used bag of cat nip. I got home to find the bag ripped open on the kitchen floor, catnip spread everywhere, and four cats rolling around happily among the spilled catnip. Yes, last week I got home to a group of stoner cats! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  
We're into evasiveness?
I thought your God was the expert at evasiveness? All we're doing is reiterating what science has established as truth? You seem to have an issue with that. No need to shoot the messengers. All you have to do is to change your beliefs to be more compatible with reality. Simples!
No God, No fear.
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