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ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 11:30 am
Go fuck yourself, Ham.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/creation...heme-park/
Quote:Creationist Ken Ham blames atheists and ‘fake news’ for failing Ark Encounter theme park
Quote:The organization behind a tax-payer subsidized “replica” of Noah’s Ark in Kentucky is blaming atheists for tax-payers getting fleeced by the project.
Creationist Ken Ham built the $92 million Ark Encounter project in Williamstown, Kentucky. The “dismal failure” of the project has backers lashing out at “intolerant atheists” for mocking the return on investment taxpayers have received.
Dear Kentucky,
Time to drag this crook into court and recover what you can. The one thing you can't get back is your dignity!
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 11:56 am
I would've thought that would have done the opposite to what he's claiming... that loads of people would have gone there just for a laugh 
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 12:04 pm
(June 24, 2017 at 11:56 am)emjay Wrote: I would've thought that would have done the opposite to what he's claiming... that loads of people would have gone there just for a laugh
Problem is, not many people want to travel to buttfuck Kentucky and pay $40 for a laugh...
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 12:08 pm
Perhaps there are not as many creatards as Ham thinks there are?
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 12:21 pm
(June 24, 2017 at 12:04 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (June 24, 2017 at 11:56 am)emjay Wrote: I would've thought that would have done the opposite to what he's claiming... that loads of people would have gone there just for a laugh
Problem is, not many people want to travel to buttfuck Kentucky and pay $40 for a laugh...
Yes.... and it being staffed by 900 confirmed and unabashed homophobes would be a bit of a deal-breaker for me as well
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 12:55 pm
Take credit for the good, blame others for the bad. This has been the status quo ever since the first person said that Yahweh/Jehova guy is a real asshole.
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 12:57 pm
Of course the failure of Idiot Ark does put a hole in Lewis Black's economic plan.
Maybe it only works in Mississippi?
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 12:58 pm
(This post was last modified: June 24, 2017 at 1:07 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
As a kentuckian, I'm just happy to know that they're all there, at that one place. I'm glad that they spend half of their waking hours hating their shitty minimum wage job wherein they themselves are paying for the park while being completely bored and lonely....... what with the park being empty and all. I wish a flood really -would- come and carry away the parking garage they call an ark, with all of gods creatures™ inside of it.
As long as they're busy with that, they're not drive-by stoning fags from the backs of their jesus'd out pickup trucks.
Wanna know what really tanked them...though? They were dumb enough to build that shit near a waterpark, on the same exit as a truly gorgeous natural park with decent whitewater......
No one wants to go look at a fake boat when they can ride the Nut Shrinker or..you know, get in a real boat and hit the rapids or just fall the fuck asleep with a cane pole. Business is booming for the other tourist attractions. most of which are free of charge.
You;d think "god", in his wisdom, would help a motherfucker out and tell Ham this before ground was broken...but no. If I had to guess, it's because god™ is the owner and operator of all the competing attractions, and his handiwork is just a -smidge- more impressive. God wants Ham to fail..because god hates Ham, and there's biblical precedent for that.
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June 24, 2017 at 1:19 pm
(June 24, 2017 at 12:58 pm)Khemikal Wrote: As a kentuckian, I'm just happy to know that they're all there, at that one place. I'm glad that they spend half of their waking hours hating their shitty minimum wage job wherein they themselves are paying for the park while being completely bored and lonely....... what with the park being empty and all. I wish a flood really -would- come and carry away the parking garage they call an ark, with all of gods creatures™ inside of it.
As long as they're busy with that, they're not drive-by stoning fags from the backs of their jesus'd out pickup trucks.
Wanna know what really tanked them...though? They were dumb enough to build that shit near a waterpark, on the same exit as a truly gorgeous natural park with decent whitewater......
No one wants to go look at a fake boat when they can ride the Nut Shrinker or..you know, get in a real boat and hit the rapids or just fall the fuck asleep with a cane pole. Business is booming for the other tourist attractions. most of which are free of charge.
You;d think "god", in his wisdom, would help a motherfucker out and tell Ham this before ground was broken...but no. If I had to guess, it's because god™ is the owner and operator of all the competing attractions, and his handiwork is just a -smidge- more impressive. God wants Ham to fail..because god hates Ham, and there's biblical precedent for that.
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 1:40 pm
So I don't know who's on the hook for this - it's the taxpayers, amirite?
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