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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!

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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 21, 2017 at 10:36 pm
Hahaha yeah..nothing happened right..? So I guess that means that God doesn't exist right..? Foolishness.
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 21, 2017 at 11:41 pm
I must have missed where jeebus made the sun dance. Maybe it happened while the moon was in the way?
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August 22, 2017 at 12:08 am
(August 21, 2017 at 8:01 pm)Cyberman Wrote: So no gods showed up, I take it?

I am the resident forum prophet and I claim my $100.

It was about as exciting as the four blood moons last year. Funny how the frequency of god sending us astronomical signs has decreased proportionally with our understanding of astronomy.

Must be a coincidence.
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 12:27 am
(August 22, 2017 at 12:08 am)KevinM1 Wrote:
(August 21, 2017 at 8:01 pm)Cyberman Wrote: So no gods showed up, I take it?

I am the resident forum prophet and I claim my $100.

It was about as exciting as the four blood moons last year.  Funny how the frequency of god sending us astronomical signs has decreased proportionally with our understanding of astronomy.

Must be a coincidence.

Uh, the blood moons were in 2015..lay off the METH!
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 12:32 am
Sorry for not keeping stupid bullshit correct. It's hard to keep such rampant idiocy straight.
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August 22, 2017 at 12:38 am
(August 22, 2017 at 12:32 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Sorry for not keeping stupid bullshit correct.  It's hard to keep such rampant idiocy straight.

Especially when you're high on METH! I bet I know what the "M" in your name stands for..
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August 22, 2017 at 12:48 am
Cool, so you're outright trolling now?
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August 22, 2017 at 12:56 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2017 at 1:33 am by IAOALGIV.)
(August 22, 2017 at 12:48 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Cool, so you're outright trolling now?

Your religious views is "Nazi puncher", but i'm the one outright trolling?
Make up your mind man!
(August 22, 2017 at 12:48 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Cool, so you're outright trolling now?




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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 5:51 am
(August 21, 2017 at 10:36 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: Hahaha yeah..nothing happened right..? So I guess that means that God doesn't exist right..? Foolishness.

Point missed by a whole parsec. Billy Graham's daughter in the OP said it would be a sign from "God". Other fundies said similar things. GC in this thread, while not saying that it would be, mused that it could be. I said it wouldn't, other than what the salesmen and the desperate would impose upon it, and I laid money on it.

My prophecy was proven correct; theirs wasn't. Where's my money?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 22, 2017 at 5:54 am
(August 22, 2017 at 5:51 am)Cyberman Wrote:
(August 21, 2017 at 10:36 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: Hahaha yeah..nothing happened right..? So I guess that means that God doesn't exist right..? Foolishness.

Point missed by a whole parsec. Billy Graham's daughter in the OP said it would be a sign from "God". Other fundies said similar things. GC in this thread, while not saying that it would be, mused that it could be. I said it wouldn't, other than what the salesmen and the desperate would impose upon it, and I laid money on it.

My prophecy was proven correct; theirs wasn't. Where's my money?

Mark your calendars boys, December 25, 2017 is the day of the rapture. Actually at 2PM December 24, for those fortunate enough to live on the west coast..
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