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Hey Christards!
#11
RE: Hey Christards!
When I was a kid EVERYONE knew this stuff. (except the catholic kids, their heads were filled with catechism, what ever the fuck that was)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#12
RE: Hey Christards!
Why the triple post?

But this just shows to go you, religion fucks everything up. Completely backwards assraping of the terms love and respect, where something that should be unconditional is completely conditional, and something that is meant to be earned and maintained is demanded without earning it and to be maintained in spite of doing nothing but that which would diminish or utterly extinguish respect. Tell us again you're not fucked in the head to believe this shit, folks.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#13
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This reminds me of the Problem of Evil. It rains on good people just as much as it does on the wicked. Justice is only dispensed by man or woman against their fellow man or woman.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#14
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(August 25, 2017 at 12:56 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 6:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/hurrican...coast-nhc/


I bet it never occurred to you that maybe your silly-assed god is sending a message to the Texass legislature to stop fucking around with LGBT people's rights?

 To bad you can't see this as a natural disaster that could harm man people, I do and will pray for them.

GC

Of course when it kills gays it's gods punishment on an evil world and when it kills fhristards he's powerless to change it. Yes, I know you modus operandi well.
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#15
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This will be the first crisis Trump has to deal with that he did not create himself. I bet he says something stupid!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#16
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Well the eclipse passed and no worldwide reports of trumpets:

Quote:“I believe it is a prophetic sign,” said Paul Begley, host of the Coming Apocalypse radio show. Begley said the eclipse could possibly fulfill a Bible prophecy recorded in the book of Joel, which says, "The sun shall be turned to darkness" before the “Day of the Lord come.” Begley said, “Somebody sound the trumpet,” because the eclipse may mean, “we are living in the last days.”

So why not use that ever reliable fall back, the hurricane?

Quote:Once again, I see storm clouds gathering on the horizon. Not the meteorological kind, but clouds warning us that God’s patience is running out. Judgment is coming.

Anne Graham Lotz.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#17
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What if this is not punishment but prayer fulfillment for some inland dry farmer? 

god tends to go a little overboard with these things ya know. 

Oops, be more careful you theists.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#18
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(August 25, 2017 at 6:50 am)chimp3 Wrote: This will be the first crisis Trump has to deal with that he did not create himself. I bet he says something stupid!

That's some pretty low-hanging fruit, right there. Big Grin
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#19
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(August 25, 2017 at 1:32 am)Astonished Wrote: Why the triple post?
. . . . .

The forum software used to combine consecutives for me.  Now it doesn't.  (something to do with how mods are accounted for in the database or something)   I am accustomed to how it formerly worked, it takes extra steps to package them together . . . .

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#20
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(August 24, 2017 at 6:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/hurrican...coast-nhc/

Quote:Hurricane Harvey heads toward Texas coast:

I bet it never occurred to you that maybe your silly-assed god is sending a message to the Texass legislature to stop fucking around with LGBT people's rights?

I already started a thread in the religion section called "Katrina And The Waves" making this very point.

Remember Fuckwell and Robertnuts after Katrina saying God was blaming pro choice advocates and gays?

Unfortunately for the east coast of Texas forecasters are saying that cat 3 is going to sit and spin for a couple days. It could turn out far worse than Katrina.

So yea, by those assholes logic, Harvey is punishment to conservatives for being dicks to minorities.

These RWNJ are not only going to run from their own blame game argument, when their houses are destroyed they will be jumping at FEMA begging for help after shouting, "Less government!".
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