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Hey is that Jesus?
#1
Hey is that Jesus?
What would you say to Jesus if you bumped into him 2000 years ago, knowing what you know now?

(Only one assumption: He existed. Than assign him whatever attributes you wish: deity, regular joe, conman, etc.)





Hey Jesus, whip me up a cocktail wouldya?
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#2
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
I'd kidnap him and drain him of his magic.
Cunt
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#3
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
(October 12, 2011 at 11:59 am)frankiej Wrote: I'd kidnap him and drain him of his magic.

I have to admit, I am curious of how you drain someone of their magic.

??????
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#4
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
I don't think the magic circle would be happy with me telling you.
Cunt
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#5
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
I'd ask him what time he was thinking of coming back. Then I'd know not to answer the door.
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#6
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
(October 12, 2011 at 12:03 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I'd ask him what time he was thinking of coming back.

yeah Jesus, could you at least give us a 1000 year window of time!!
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#7
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
I would follow him... he knew where all the free wine and hookers were.
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#8
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
Do you think if you walked up to Jesus and said JESUS CHRIST! that he'd be pissed?? or perhaps that he'd even know who you were talking about since "Christ" is a title rather than a name??

Thinking
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#9
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
Hmm... I think I want to become a Christ. I wonder what qualifications are needed.
Cunt
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
(October 12, 2011 at 12:16 pm)frankiej Wrote: Hmm... I think I want to become a Christ. I wonder what qualifications are needed.

sandels and a healthy dose of bigotry
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