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Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 11:57 am
What would you say to Jesus if you bumped into him 2000 years ago, knowing what you know now?
(Only one assumption: He existed. Than assign him whatever attributes you wish: deity, regular joe, conman, etc.)
Hey Jesus, whip me up a cocktail wouldya?
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 11:59 am
I'd kidnap him and drain him of his magic.
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 12:01 pm
I don't think the magic circle would be happy with me telling you.
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 12:03 pm
I'd ask him what time he was thinking of coming back. Then I'd know not to answer the door.
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 12:10 pm
I would follow him... he knew where all the free wine and hookers were.
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Hmm... I think I want to become a Christ. I wonder what qualifications are needed.