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Ted Cruz: The Fappening

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Ted Cruz: The Fappening
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 12, 2017 at 3:08 pm
Weiner might beat while watching . . .


Hell . .




I might . . . . . . .
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 12, 2017 at 3:15 pm
Please get naked Grandpa Munster out of my head.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 12, 2017 at 3:27 pm
(September 12, 2017 at 2:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 12, 2017 at 12:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Al Franken notes in his most recent book that one of the first things he learned as a newly minted senator was that it is common practice to blame ALL the mistakes of a senator on 'a staffing error'.  Just saying.

Buck-passing is a time-honored tradition as well.

It's a rite of passage for any politician. Actually scratch that. 

It's a requirement.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 12, 2017 at 3:30 pm
(September 12, 2017 at 3:15 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Please get naked Grandpa Munster out of my head.

May as well fap to it.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 12, 2017 at 3:31 pm
(September 12, 2017 at 11:46 am)vorlon13 Wrote: let's hope it was something I have 'liked' . . . .

He's a Republican right-wing Christian, so I'd say the odds are at least 50-50.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 12, 2017 at 6:56 pm
Poor guy. Those of you with a spotless browser history without incest porn throw the first stone!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 12, 2017 at 7:00 pm
(September 12, 2017 at 6:56 pm)Alex K Wrote: Poor guy. Those of you with a spotless browser history without incest porn throw the first stone!

I'm telling your sister on you.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 13, 2017 at 1:17 am
Big Grin 

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/he-to-pi...ruzs-like/

Quote:‘He masturbates to pictures of poor people without healthcare’: Jimmy Kimmel nails Ted Cruz’s porn ‘like’

Quote:“The video is from genre known as step mom porn, which is—he’s a family values guy,” Kimmel joked. “Just think: if only he’d done something this perverted during the campaign, he might be president right now.”
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 13, 2017 at 10:05 pm
(September 12, 2017 at 2:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They should sue.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...h-ted-cruz

Quote:Porn Industry Irrevocably Damaged by Association with Ted Cruz

Quote:The pornography industry has likely suffered permanent damage as a result of its unfortunate association with the Texas senator Ted Cruz, industry sources said on Tuesday.
Porn, which takes in annual profits of fifteen billion dollars, could see those revenues decimated if, as some industry experts fear, users begin to have intrusive thoughts involving Senator Cruz.

lol The thought of Ted Cruz doing his thing made me throw up in my mouth a little.

But...there could be porn sites capitalizing on this very news item as we speak. That's what a friend told me, anyway. Smile

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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 13, 2017 at 10:08 pm
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