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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm
Those were brown people. Everyone knows god is only down with the white race. Duh.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 24, 2017 at 3:57 pm
Maybe, just maybe now, and please "forgive me of my sins', but maybe, just maybe, THERE ARE NO GODS!!
Fuck, wouldn't we all be better off without delusion.
Now I will pray.
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 24, 2017 at 3:58 pm
There's nothing the Abrahamic god likes more than a blood sacrifice.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 24, 2017 at 4:02 pm
And Trump may bring us sweet burnt offerings very soon.
The red heifer may just be an orange buffoon.
But it will smell sweet to the LORD.
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 24, 2017 at 5:53 pm
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(September 24, 2017 at 3:35 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I guess this is why there are so many Christian denominations: after some time people realize prayers don't work and bad things keep happening to the point that they can't torture themselves "explaining" it any more so they re-boot it and re-boot it on and on every time thinking they stumbled on "real" Christianity either by creating new one or switching to new one.
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(September 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Astonished Wrote: Those were brown people. Everyone knows god is only down with the white race. Duh.
That's why Jesus looks like a Aryan.
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 24, 2017 at 6:08 pm
This is why FSM does not allow baptisms or exorcisms. HE does allow and encourage jazzercising however
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 24, 2017 at 6:11 pm
(September 24, 2017 at 6:08 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: This is why FSM does not allow baptisms or exorcisms. HE does allow and encourage jazzercising however
Wait.
You're a member of the Jazzercise break away sect?
Heretic!
Everyone knows the FSM approves only of Yoga!
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 25, 2017 at 5:16 pm
(September 23, 2017 at 7:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://ktla.com/2017/09/23/baptism-becom...arthquake/
Quote:Baptism Becomes a Funeral After Collapse of Church Where Ceremony Was Held During Mexico Earthquake
More "mysterious ways" horseshit, no doubt!
I'm sure of it now, you are heartless.
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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 25, 2017 at 5:17 pm
(September 25, 2017 at 5:16 pm)Godscreated Wrote: I'm sure of it now, you are heartless.
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One not having a bleeding heart for a fictional concept does not make one heartless.
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 25, 2017 at 5:25 pm
(September 25, 2017 at 5:16 pm)Godscreated Wrote: (September 23, 2017 at 7:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://ktla.com/2017/09/23/baptism-becom...arthquake/
More "mysterious ways" horseshit, no doubt!
I'm sure of it now, you are heartless.
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Or your pet god is, for allowing it to happen. Or equally, not preventing it. Either way, what a tiny, weak, pathetic god you have. I could crush it beneath my shoe.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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