I'd like an exception.

(October 1, 2017 at 10:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'd like an exception.

Yes. Not the beard dude with the bong!

TWO exceptions.

Now, I'll have to make exceptions for fellow Ockers, too.

And those in Kiwiland!

(October 1, 2017 at 11:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: TWO exceptions.

Now, I'll have to make exceptions for fellow Ockers, too.

And those in Kiwiland!

Next thing you know, all the Christ punchers are going to be off the hook. Where is the line going to be drawn?

What about just killing all the men with small dicks?

Just kidding, kill all the men with big dicks.
I'll see ya tomorrow. :-)

LMAO....

That depends on what someone's idea of a small dick is. Are we talking less than four inches? Less than five? Where's the cutoff point?

Also... circumcised or not because can't foreskin add a small bit of length?

All these fucking questions!!! I can't deal with it!!

(October 2, 2017 at 11:11 am)Joods Wrote: LMAO....

That depends on what someone's idea of a small dick is. Are we talking less than four inches? Less than five? Where's the cutoff point?

Also... circumcised or not because can't foreskin add a small bit of length?

All these fucking questions!!! I can't deal with it!!

The cutoff for "small" is usually defined as the average value minus 2-sigma (two times the standard deviation).... I don't know what the distribution of penis size is, but it is known that a large enough sample will lead to a "normal" distribution, so the 2-sigma has a definite value. Again, I don't know what it is.

Concerning un-circumcised length... if it adds length it's only because the skin was cut poorly the guy can't enjoy a full erection.
Also, when erect, the foreskin gets retracted, so it never counts for length.

(October 1, 2017 at 6:03 am)Joods Wrote:

(October 1, 2017 at 5:14 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Someone called?

Who am I killing?

All men. 

Because they suck. 

Badly.

As long as Beccs kills me last and I'm allowed to watch as I enjoy self-rubbing frantically before she murders me... that's 100% worth it and 100% fine by me.

So yeah, I see what you mean, men do suck: and I'm weird. Weird like most men are right?

This post is pretty normal by my standards.

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(October 1, 2017 at 8:41 am)Industrial Lad Wrote:

(October 1, 2017 at 6:30 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Now I have to reformulate the bio weapon so it only affects men.

I had it set for 90% of the population.

Can you make it so those of us that aren't complete assholes die relatively quickly?

And preferably while having a massive orgasm.

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(October 1, 2017 at 1:05 pm)J a c k Wrote:

(October 1, 2017 at 7:36 am)mh.brewer Wrote: We also blow. Stop pigeon holing us.

Sorry
Not all men.

Phew.

Wait... what am I phewing about? I doubt I even fall into the category of "human" let alone "male".

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(October 1, 2017 at 11:12 pm)J a c k Wrote:

(October 1, 2017 at 10:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'd like an exception.

Yes. Not the beard dude with the bong!  

No exception needed for me. I don't mind Beccs murdering me to death. All I ask is that me and my hammy mind and hammy cock and balls gets to enjoy the process.

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(October 2, 2017 at 10:19 am)Little lunch Wrote: What about just killing all the men with small dicks

Actually this is a good idea! That means the women get to have more fun without having to find out which nice guys who aren't total assholes have penises that can actually satisfy them!

I still wouldn't mind being murdered to death anyways though. Provided that me and my reasonably above average sized penis gets to have fun in the process.

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(October 2, 2017 at 11:21 am)pocaracas Wrote:

(October 2, 2017 at 11:11 am)Joods Wrote: LMAO....

That depends on what someone's idea of a small dick is. Are we talking less than four inches? Less than five? Where's the cutoff point?

Also... circumcised or not because can't foreskin add a small bit of length?

All these fucking questions!!! I can't deal with it!!

The cutoff for "small" is usually defined as the average value minus 2-sigma (two times the standard deviation).... I don't know what the distribution of penis size is, but it is known that a large enough sample will lead to a "normal" distribution, so the 2-sigma has a definite value. Again, I don't know what it is.

Concerning un-circumcised length... if it adds length it's only because the skin was cut poorly the guy can't enjoy a full erection.
Also, when erect, the foreskin gets retracted, so it never counts for length.

Of course surely the specific two questions on EVERYONE'S mind is "Is Hammy's 6.5 inch penis big enough to be considered non-small? Or is it merely 'above average but still not enough to satisfy Beccs in which case if that's the answer then Hammy will most definitely enjoy himself alone thinking about that tonight' ? ".

I KNOW everyone's thinking it. I'm just saying it!









. . . I'll go to my room.

(October 2, 2017 at 1:08 pm)Hammy Wrote:

(October 1, 2017 at 6:03 am)Joods Wrote: All men. 

Because they suck. 

Badly.

As long as Beccs kills me last and I'm allowed to watch as I enjoy self-rubbing frantically before she murders me... that's 100% worth it and 100% fine by me.

So yeah, I see what you mean, men do suck: and I'm weird. Weird like most men are right?

This post is pretty normal by my standards.

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(October 1, 2017 at 8:41 am)Industrial Lad Wrote: Can you make it so those of us that aren't complete assholes die relatively quickly?

And preferably while having a massive orgasm.

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(October 1, 2017 at 1:05 pm)J a c k Wrote: Sorry
Not all men.

Phew.

Wait... what am I phewing about? I doubt I even fall into the category of "human" let alone "male".

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 You're one of the cooler male humans that I've known.