and the other cunts who interrupt other people whilst they're in the middle of a sentence?

(October 11, 2017 at 4:23 pm)Fireball Wrote: There are two types of people in the world-

1. Those who can extrapolate

There are three kinds of people in the world:  Those who understand arithmetic and those who don't.

Boru

Man goes up to a woman.

Would you sleep with me for a million pounds.

She thinks about it, it would clear all her debts so she says "ok"

"how about twenty pounds?" he asks.

"what kind of grl do you think I am?" she asks angrily

"We've already established that" said the man" Now we're just haggling over costs"

A Priest says to his friend, the Rabbi, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants."I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, a glass of port and a cigar. Come 2 o'clock in the morning, as they are clearing everything away to close up, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay. Then I say: 'I've already paid your colleague who has left.' Because I am a man of the cloth, they take my word for it, and I leave."
 
The Rabbi is impressed, and says, "Let's try it together this evening."
 
So the Priest books them into a restaurant and come 2 o'clock they are both still quietly sitting there after a very full meal.
 
Sure enough, a waiter comes over and asks them to pay. The Priest just says, "I've already paid your colleague who has left."
 
And the Rabbi adds, "And we are still waiting for the change".

HEY GUYS, I have an awesome idea! How about we all invest in a casino where gambling is banned?

Or, how about lotto tickets where whatever shows up you owe?

What is pi squared?

A Pop Tart

(October 12, 2017 at 3:32 am)ignoramus Wrote: and the other cunts who interrupt other people whilst they're in the middle of a sentence?

I get that all the fucking time. Which is irritating in itslef, but then they make a judgement based on what I did manage to say before they fucking cut me off. So I just fucking let them run with it.

Maybe if you stopped yammering so much, to let others get a word in edge-wise, they wouldn't have to interrupt you.

(October 12, 2017 at 5:40 pm)Brian37 Wrote: HEY GUYS, I have an awesome idea! How about we all invest in a casino where gambling is banned?

Or, how about lotto tickets where whatever shows up you owe?

Trump School of Economics graduate?

(October 12, 2017 at 8:29 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Maybe if you stopped yammering so much, to let others get a word in edge-wise, they wouldn't have to interrupt you.  

Or set an example by beating someone who interrupted you to death with a baseball bat, filming it, and then playing it to people before you start talking to them.