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Damn churchbells!
#11
RE: Damn churchbells!
Big boombox, muslim call to prayer, church steps. All I have to say.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#12
RE: Damn churchbells!
(August 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Big boombox, muslim call to prayer, church steps. All I have to say.

That is being done!
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#13
RE: Damn churchbells!
On the other hand, there is surely a ridiculous law that can be leveraged against you but not them. So that's always a concern.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#14
RE: Damn churchbells!
I live right in front of a church, and I hear you. It's up on the hill which is directly BEHIND where I live. Less than a minute walk. I hate all the damn bells.
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#15
RE: Damn churchbells!
(August 20, 2011 at 1:25 am)8BitAtheist Wrote: I live right in front of a church, and I hear you. It's up on the hill which is directly BEHIND where I live. Less than a minute walk. I hate all the damn bells.

If it's got a steeple attached to it - I hate every noise and every idea that spews forth out of it. When did the godboy ever ring a fucking bell anyway?
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#16
RE: Damn churchbells!
(August 19, 2011 at 12:26 pm)frankiej Wrote: Make loads of noise outside the church when they are trying to do shit... A prayer being interupted by manic screams from outside would be amusing.

..or running up and down the aisle naked would do the trick too Tongue

I think its purpose of the bells is just this, annoy the fuck out of people. "All right, all right, I'll come to church if you just stop ringing those bloody bells!!" Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#17
RE: Damn churchbells!
Nah, they're just a relic of a time when clocks weren't very common.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#18
RE: Damn churchbells!
(August 20, 2011 at 3:05 am)Cinjin Wrote:
(August 20, 2011 at 1:25 am)8BitAtheist Wrote: I live right in front of a church, and I hear you. It's up on the hill which is directly BEHIND where I live. Less than a minute walk. I hate all the damn bells.

If it's got a steeple attached to it - I hate every noise and every idea that spews forth out of it. When did the godboy ever ring a fucking bell anyway?

The church I live in front of, has some kind of electric bell system that can be heard a far distance away. It plays a song for about 15-30 minutes, at certain hours of the day (and night) Once the bell was on for about an hour, playing the hymn Gloria in excelsis Deo.(I think that's the name of it, not too sure!) S'all I know, It's really damn annoying.
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#19
RE: Damn churchbells!
Well, at least these churches are loudly professing the truth that its is now 2 in the AM, as opposed to their usual bullshit.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#20
RE: Damn churchbells!
I wouldn't care if they were farting the tune into a microphone. I'm calling the cops.
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