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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 3:08 pm
I see the face of whomever is telling me about god. It's just them in the sky, doing shit and agreeing with themselves. It's rarely a pretty picture.
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 3:10 pm
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 3:11 pm
Pretty sure that if God is real, he's a troll.
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 6:31 pm
I should probably start picturing god as a neurological virus. Like polio or mumps. Maybe a prion. Would definitely have to be spread by mouth.
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 8:08 pm
What if he's pox?
Needs to spread with sex. No condoms allowed.
I wonder which religion says that?
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 8:13 pm
(December 8, 2017 at 8:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What if he's pox?
Needs to spread with sex. No condoms allowed.
I wonder which religion says that?

Every sperm is sacred?
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 9:09 pm
Someone said that whatever you imagine about God is a reflection of who you are.
That's interesting. Say no more.
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 10:40 pm
My pic of God ?
Steve from Montreal would be pretty close.
(if he's still a top)
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 10:52 pm
Hmm, can't decide between hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. That's a pretty old reference, so I'm posting the poem.
"Deteriorata" - National Lampoon
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata. Deteriorata.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 11:10 pm
I have the album that's on somewhere in the house.
It was a parody of Desiderata:
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
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Desiderata by Max Ehrmann
And a very good parody indeed, especially if one is old enough to remember the Gaines Burger dog food commercial.
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