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Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
#51
RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
Bonobo wannabe! Purple ass baboon! You beat off more than a spider monkey on Monkey Island! AlphaMale is screwing your girl, bitch! You never have meat to offer the females in exchange for pussy! You must rely on sneaky diversions committed on those AlphaMale Jocks! Hunt your own monkey, Loser!

(Such is the self deprecation of a chimp!)
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#52
RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
Is this like in an interview where they ask you what your greatest weaknesses are.

I over analyze things, until they are perfect, and I’ve exhausted all the alternatives. I overwork , and don’t spend as much time as I should with family. I care too much about my Job. Too often, I give my bosses all the credit, when I need to share in the glory, after I get all the work done.
It is said that an argument is what convinces reasonable men and a proof is what it takes to convince even an unreasonable man.  - Alexander Vilenkin
If I am shown my error, I will be the first to throw my books into the fire.  - Martin Luther
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#53
RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
(February 17, 2018 at 1:30 am)RoadRunner79 Wrote: Is this like in an interview where they ask you what your greatest weaknesses are.

I over analyze things, until they are perfect, and I’ve exhausted all the alternatives. I overwork , and don’t spend as much time as I should with family. I care too much about my Job. Too often, I give my bosses all the credit, when I need to share in the glory, after I get all the work done.

If I were the interviewer, I would consider this a failure to answer the question, clever and standardized though your answer might be.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
(February 17, 2018 at 2:07 am)Grandizer Wrote:
(February 17, 2018 at 1:30 am)RoadRunner79 Wrote: Is this like in an interview where they ask you what your greatest weaknesses are.

I over analyze things, until they are perfect, and I’ve exhausted all the alternatives. I overwork , and don’t spend as much time as I should with family. I care too much about my Job. Too often, I give my bosses all the credit, when I need to share in the glory, after I get all the work done.

If I were the interviewer, I would consider this a failure to answer the question, clever and standardized though your answer might be.

It would be fun, to give an interviewer Neo’s Op as a response Smile
It is said that an argument is what convinces reasonable men and a proof is what it takes to convince even an unreasonable man.  - Alexander Vilenkin
If I am shown my error, I will be the first to throw my books into the fire.  - Martin Luther
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