Insult Yourself and Get Nasty

[emjay]

Alright, I'll admit. That's a good one.
I'm stealing that one.

You're welcome. I've been holding that one for a long time. I think I started the thread just so I could use it. (...and see if other people had enough self-awareness to engage in some self-deprecating humor...apparently not.)

Are you sure it wasn't Gin that started this thread?

[Anomalocaris]

Pompous ass does not even begin to describe the pretentious douce-baggery  you spread across AF threads like dank spunck on a teenager’s bedsheets. Swedenborg? He's just the theological roach coach from which you serve the pretentious symbolism you dish out to avoid getting ass-raped by the ignorant cosmology of ancient Hebrew goat fuckers. Thip…thip…thip…hear that douche, that’s the sound of the 5-Ways stuck in the metal groove of the like 3 and half neurons it takes you to peel apart the jiz-glued pages of your Aquinas Cliff-Notes. Your hapless medieval hero-worship apologetics are about as worthless as a hooker with a gag reflex. That farcical debate victory over a cock-leper plagiarist was about as impressive as a state fair hot-dog eating champ cleaning up an anal creampie.

You are not sufficiently insulted by your own existence?

[emjay]

As to the other... maybe... at some point, but first wanted to make sure you weren't having some sort of mental breakdown or something, or just pissed

[Mr.Obvious]

Alright, I'll admit. That's a good one.
I'm stealing that one.

You're welcome. I've been holding that one for a long time. I think I started the thread just so I could use it. (...and see if other people had enough self-awareness to engage in some self-deprecating humor...apparently not.)

Oh I enjoy self-deprecating humor. It's my favorite. Even over puns.
But, like puns, allusions to my most loathsome nature are more appreciated when sprinkled into different comments, rather than in a full out obvious rant.

[J a c k]

I’ll play.

Off topic whore. You don’t even contribute anything to the forum besides rants and nonsensical posts. When I read your posts, I read them in a high pitched tone, because that’s how annoying you sound. Nerd wannabe, lazy posting, taco addict.

If it wasn’t for your undeniable swag, I’d vomit when I see your spacey name.  

[Fireball]

I’ll play.

Off topic whore. You don’t even contribute anything to the forum besides rants and nonsensical posts. When I read your posts, I read them in a high pitched tone, because that’s how annoying you sound. Nerd wannabe, lazy posting, taco addict.

If it wasn’t for your undeniable swag, I’d vomit when I see your spacey name.  

Sheer poetry. Brought a tear to my eye, it did.

[J a c k]

I mean... Neo’s doing something for fun. Why can’t we just loosen up a bit? No? Anyone?

K. But the water’s perfect and you’re missing out.  

[Whateverist]

You're welcome. I've been holding that one for a long time. I think I started the thread just so I could use it. (...and see if other people had enough self-awareness to engage in some self-deprecating humor...apparently not.)

Are you sure it wasn't Gin that started this thread?

Now you sound like MK.

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I mean... Neo’s doing something for fun. Why can’t we just loosen up a bit? No? Anyone?

K. But the water’s perfect and you’re missing out.  

Honestly I would .. but I find I am beyond reproach in a non-snobby kind of way.

[emjay]

I mean... Neo’s doing something for fun. Why can’t we just loosen up a bit? No? Anyone?

K. But the water’s perfect and you’re missing out.  

Will do, will do, just trying to think of sumthin'

Total lurker and thought dumper. This is a discussion forum not a bloody journal so discuss! I imagine people might say 'who was that again?' when I do occasionally post... after enduring my latest excessively wordy thoughts... or dying of boredom before then.

[LadyForCamus]

I’ll play.

You’re a drunk with sand in your cunt. You peanut gallery instead of contributing in threads where the subject matter is beyond your intellectual capacity. Just shut the fuck up and let the smart people do their thing already. You’re fucking nosy. You always have to know what the drama is about because you have no friends IRL. Have I mentioned you’re a drunk, with sand in your cunt? Have another drink.