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The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 5:17 am
(March 14, 2018 at 5:00 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 4:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jesus Thread will always be here.

Not if I bribe the flying-tibs-monster.... Tongue

Nice!

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am
(March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, I have finally gone completely mad.

You can call me Mad Gerald, if you like!

As long as you don't forget you said that and then think I'm seeing someone else when I call you Mad Gerald when we're making love.
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 5:43 am
(March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, I have finally gone completely mad.

You can call me Mad Gerald, if you like!

As long as you don't forget you said that and then think I'm seeing someone else when I call you Mad Gerald when we're making love.

Just like to remind you ...

"Crazy Lady with a Scalpel"
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 6:25 am
How much for Jesus to redeem me long time?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 6:44 am
Is Jesus Thread going to get cross-threaded?
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 7:03 am
Will Jesus Thread schism tens of thousands of times ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#17
RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 8:02 am
Pleese Jesus Thread, fix my enabilety to spell and propir sentences from.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:40 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 9:46 am by Chad32.)
Oh Lord, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be your sperm
Thy kingdom cum
Thy will be dom
Down below, as it is up top.


Didn't think that joke was gonna come back, did you?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:50 am
(March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, I have finally gone completely mad.

You can call me Mad Gerald, if you like!

As long as you don't forget you said that and then think I'm seeing someone else when I call you Mad Gerald when we're making love.

But would you be UP for it.

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am
Some one is missing Jesus...
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