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RE: Jesus Thread
(March 14, 2018 at 5:00 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 4:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jesus Thread will always be here.

Not if I bribe the flying-tibs-monster.... Tongue

Nice!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
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(March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, I have finally gone completely mad.

You can call me Mad Gerald, if you like!

As long as you don't forget you said that and then think I'm seeing someone else when I call you Mad Gerald when we're making love.
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#13
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(March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, I have finally gone completely mad.

You can call me Mad Gerald, if you like!

As long as you don't forget you said that and then think I'm seeing someone else when I call you Mad Gerald when we're making love.

Just like to remind you ...

"Crazy Lady with a Scalpel"
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#14
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How much for Jesus to redeem me long time?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#15
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Is Jesus Thread going to get cross-threaded?
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#16
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Will Jesus Thread schism tens of thousands of times ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#17
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Pleese Jesus Thread, fix my enabilety to spell and propir sentences from.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#18
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Oh Lord, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be your sperm
Thy kingdom cum
Thy will be dom
Down below, as it is up top.


Didn't think that joke was gonna come back, did you?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, I have finally gone completely mad.

You can call me Mad Gerald, if you like!

As long as you don't forget you said that and then think I'm seeing someone else when I call you Mad Gerald when we're making love.

But would you be UP for it.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#20
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Some one is missing Jesus...
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