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Ask a (slightly) deranged person
#51
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 20, 2018 at 3:20 pm)c172 Wrote: Oz or En Zed, and why?

Oz.

Because it's home.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#52
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 20, 2018 at 3:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 3:19 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Aren't you supposed to be working or is that just one super long ride to work (don't text and drive!)?

I'm at work doing paperwork.

Boring.

Hence I pop in here now and then.

LOL.....how many "minor" medical record errors could be laid at the feet of af.org..........  Angel
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#53
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 20, 2018 at 3:25 pm)Khemikal Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 3:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm at work doing paperwork.

Boring.

Hence I pop in here now and then.

LOL.....how many "minor" medical record errors could be laid at the feet of af.org..........  Angel

Just one big one.

Wink

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#54
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
"Well, there was this one time I straight up killed a motherfucker..but beyond that....."  Wink

Look.....look...how long..and how wide...does the hole need to be?   You just tell me and we'll make it happen.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#55
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 20, 2018 at 3:40 pm)Khemikal Wrote: "Well, there was this one time I straight up killed a motherfucker..but beyond that....."  Wink

Look.....look...how long..and how wide...does the hole need to be?   You just tell me and we'll make it happen.

They're all labelled "medical waste".

No problem.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#56
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
What's preventing you from becoming more fully deranged?

Time?
Ambition?
Medication?
Excessive student loans?
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#57
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 20, 2018 at 6:04 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: What's preventing you from becoming more fully deranged?

Time?
Ambition?
Medication?
Excessive student loans?

Medication.

Though I sometimes refuse to take it.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#58
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while.

So I thought I'd have some fun.

And...


GO!

At the peak of your derangement do you have black outs, or, like me, experience a state of hypervigilance? Sometimes I can feel the air crackle and hear crickets moving in the grass a mile away.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#59
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
I have a peak of derangement. I get giddy with power.
Sometimes I put my arms out and run through the walls of houses with the roof caving in behind me.
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#60
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 21, 2018 at 7:29 am)Little lunch Wrote: I have a peak of derangement. I get giddy with power.
Sometimes I put my arms out and run through the walls of houses with the roof caving in behind me.

But can you treat gods like cheap flyswatters and then dis them to their face?
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