Not around religitards.

We know god screwed a woman, his own mother.  It’s anyone’s guess what he was doing with his, uh, virile organ, during the gazillian years before he made the world and woman.

So i’d Say the odds are he shit and fart as well.   In fact we are told by sources that somehow persuaded themselves that that knew that we have a faithful record of the sound of his fart.  It is called the Bible.

Scripture says the Holy Spirt boinked the Virgin Mary, not God.

And with my new understanding of the Trinity the theists here are promoting, I think that makes QUITE a difference.

(March 24, 2018 at 5:26 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm not real sure how much of his image we're supposed to be in, though he likes male pronouns and is considered humanoid.

 No He isn't we know that He is Spirit and is not flesh, get with the program and read the Bible before you condemn what it says.

GC

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(March 24, 2018 at 9:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Scripture says the Holy Spirt boinked the Virgin Mary, not God.

And with my new understanding of the Trinity the theists here are promoting, I think that makes QUITE a difference.

 You must be reading things in your dreams because as far as I know all the Christians here believe the Holy Spirit is fully God.

GC

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(March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm)chimp3 Wrote: God created mankind, male and female, in his own image. Does he have nipples? Mammary glands? Testicles? A uterus! Does he have both male and female characteristics?

You might try reading the Bible before showing what a big dummy you are.

GC

(March 24, 2018 at 5:32 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I wish forum Christians would come in and defend their God as male... especially since some of them claim he is "immaterial" --whatever that means. Does an immaterial being even have use for a penis and testicles? Because that is the equipment associated with the masculine sex. And if he doesn't, why call him male?

That's a good question to put to the theists:      Does God have a dick?

No, he is a dick, lol.

(March 25, 2018 at 2:17 am)Godscreated Wrote:

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(March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm)chimp3 Wrote: God created mankind, male and female, in his own image. Does he have nipples? Mammary glands? Testicles? A uterus! Does he have both male and female characteristics

You might try reading the Bible before showing what a big dummy you are.

GC

I have read the babble and was not impressed. We know the babble says god walked in the garden, so legs? We know the babble says god loves the smell of burning animals, so a nose or at least olfactory organs? How do you know what body parts god has and does not?

(March 25, 2018 at 2:17 am)Godscreated Wrote: You might try reading the Bible before showing what a big dummy you are.

GC

We have, but with a skeptical eye and clear mind, not the delusional one you use.

In Genesis 18 god is told by Abraham to sit under a tree and rest. Abraham offers to wash god's feet. He prepares a meal for god to eat. So why not testicles, why not ovaries too?

Can I answer the OP for the theists?

Yes, God has testicles, but not ovaries.

Reasoning?

Jesus is both eternally God and eternally human. So Jesus being God does have testicles as a man. Don't ask me to make sense out of this for you, though. Because it's all a "mystery" not meant for us feeble humans to understand.

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(March 25, 2018 at 2:17 am)Godscreated Wrote:

(March 24, 2018 at 5:26 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm not real sure how much of his image we're supposed to be in, though he likes male pronouns and is considered humanoid.

 No He isn't we know that He is Spirit and is not flesh, get with the program and read the Bible before you condemn what it says.

GC

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(March 24, 2018 at 9:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Scripture says the Holy Spirt boinked the Virgin Mary, not God.

And with my new understanding of the Trinity the theists here are promoting, I think that makes QUITE a difference.

 You must be reading things in your dreams because as far as I know all the Christians here believe the Holy Spirit is fully God.

GC

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(March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm)chimp3 Wrote: God created mankind, male and female, in his own image. Does he have nipples? Mammary glands? Testicles? A uterus! Does he have both male and female characteristics?

You might try reading the Bible before showing what a big dummy you are.

GC

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And vice versa all around so it's OK to say it all 3 ways.