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OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
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OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm
I have my KJV! You have until the end of my day Easter Sunday to woo me over to your side! Any takers?
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I have my KJV! You have until the end of my day Easter Sunday to woo me over to your side! Any takers?

Don't testeth the lord thy god, blasphemer!

You won't like what will happen!

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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm
KJV is the REAL Bible.

Way better than the EVIL NIV, that's for sure.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I have my KJV! You have until the end of my day Easter Sunday to woo me over to your side! Any takers?

Don't testeth the lord thy god, blasphemer!

You won't like what will happen!

I think I will like it!
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 10:57 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Don't testeth the lord thy god, blasphemer!

You won't like what will happen!

I think I will like it!

It's not something to monkey around with.

You'll get hell threats, prayers, and...

And...

STARES!

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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 10:59 pm
The BOOK !

The BLOOD !!

The BLESSED HOPE !!!
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 11:02 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: KJV is the REAL Bible.

Way better than the EVIL NIV, that's for sure.

Anything written by a king's committee is a piece of political shit.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 11:03 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 10:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I think I will like it!

It's not something to monkey around with.

You'll get hell threats, prayers, and...

And...

STARES!
My father is a Pentecostal preacher- retired.I love that man!  I have been an atheist since I was 13 years old. I can hack it!
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 11:04 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2018 at 11:05 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(March 25, 2018 at 11:03 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's not something to monkey around with.

You'll get hell threats, prayers, and...

And...

STARES!
My father is a Pentecostal preacher- retired.I love that man!  I have been an atheist since I was 13 years old. I can hack it!

Thirteen as well!

The age of enlightenment (well, the age I first set light to a neighbour).

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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 11:06 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 11:03 pm)chimp3 Wrote: My father is a Pentecostal preacher- retired.I love that man!  I have been an atheist since I was 13 years old. I can hack it!

Thirteen as well!

The age of enlightenment.
1972. John Lennon released "Imagine". I did just that.
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