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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 27, 2018 at 8:49 pm
This dipshit is into demons and exorcisms.
https://cruxnow.com/vatican/2017/03/17/p...necessary/
Quote:Pope Francis: Don’t hesitate to use an exorcist if necessary
So much for science with this silly old fart.
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 27, 2018 at 8:51 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 8:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!
Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.
...so I've heard...
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 27, 2018 at 8:57 pm
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(March 27, 2018 at 8:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 27, 2018 at 8:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!
Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.
...so I've heard... Oooooooooh!!!
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 27, 2018 at 9:24 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 8:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 27, 2018 at 8:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!
Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.
...so I've heard...
I suppose, if you get the helium pressure inside high enough and then poke the outside with a pin.
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 27, 2018 at 9:36 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 9:24 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (March 27, 2018 at 8:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.
...so I've heard...
I suppose, if you get the helium pressure inside high enough and then poke the outside with a pin.
You'll need wet weather gear.
Lots of it.
Again, so I've heard.
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 27, 2018 at 10:08 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 8:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!
I want to see some transubstantiation alchemy.
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 27, 2018 at 10:13 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 8:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 27, 2018 at 8:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!
Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.
...so I've heard...
They can do that in water, too. Which is why the mob gives them cement overshoes!
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 27, 2018 at 10:44 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 8:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 27, 2018 at 8:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!
Well, dead bodies can rise and float into the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with hydrogen.
...so I've heard...
Italics mine, though I can neither confirm nor deny that this actually works...
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 28, 2018 at 11:59 am
It's all about money, power and influence. The only reason why the Catholic Church is influential today is because it had influence in the past. Francis needs to keep the Church in the news; it's like McDonald's..
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RE: Vatican trying to mix science with their religion
March 28, 2018 at 12:20 pm
(March 28, 2018 at 11:59 am)Jehanne Wrote: It's all about money, power and influence. The only reason why the Catholic Church is influential today is because it had influence in the past. Francis needs to keep the Church in the news; it's like McDonald's..
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