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Ask an Exorcist...
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...or don't. I don't care. But I'm not one, so ask somebody else. Maybe report what you find here. I don't care. I just misread the ex-racist ask a... thread.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
As a non-exorcist, what's your opinion on witch burnings and should we start burning kiddie fiddling priests/imams/rabbis/witch doctors?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Ask an Exorcist...
April 10, 2018 at 7:24 pm
(This post was last modified: April 10, 2018 at 8:08 pm by ignoramus.)
Warning to all. Exorcism is not real! People are so gullible sometimes.
signed: Jafari Jakande III. Head of the International Federation of Faith Healers, Zimbabwe. -
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: Ask an Exorcist...
April 10, 2018 at 8:10 pm
(This post was last modified: April 10, 2018 at 10:55 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(April 10, 2018 at 7:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Warning to all. Exorcism is not real! People are so gullible sometimes. If exorcism isn't real, why do they make movies about it?? Ha! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Ask an Exorcist...
April 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm
(This post was last modified: April 10, 2018 at 9:17 pm by ignoramus.)
What do you call someone who used to like worchestershire sauce?
An "Ex-sauce-ist" of course. 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (April 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What do you call someone who used to like worchestershire sauce? You just moved up my list!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Ask an Exorcist...
April 10, 2018 at 9:27 pm
(This post was last modified: April 10, 2018 at 10:37 pm by ignoramus.)
List of funniest, most wittiest forum members?
(please, not the (s)hit list!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Exorcism is not always the best option.
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I believe in life before death.
(April 10, 2018 at 6:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: As a non-exorcist, what's your opinion on witch burnings and should we start burning kiddie fiddling priests/imams/rabbis/witch doctors? As a Californian non-exorcist, that kind of thing would never fly. We're having trouble enoug with getting lethal injections done because of the frequent expiry of the drugs used, and 8th amendment lawsuits and such. Might be fun, though!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
I have this chronic boil on my left thigh. Every few days this little puckish face burrows it's way out and tells me to kill the babysitter. Disturbing, but since I don't use a babysitter, do I really need an exorcist?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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