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Ask an Exorcist...
#1
Ask an Exorcist...
...or don't. I don't care. But I'm not one, so ask somebody else. Maybe report what you find here. I don't care. I just misread the ex-racist ask a... thread.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#2
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
As a non-exorcist, what's your opinion on witch burnings and should we start burning kiddie fiddling priests/imams/rabbis/witch doctors?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#3
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
Warning to all. Exorcism is not real! People are so gullible sometimes.

signed: Jafari Jakande III. Head of the International Federation of Faith Healers, Zimbabwe. -

No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
(April 10, 2018 at 7:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Warning to all. Exorcism is not real! People are so gullible sometimes.

signed: Jafari Jakande III. Head of the International Federation of Faith Healers, Zimbabwe. -


If exorcism isn't real, why do they make movies about it??

Ha!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#5
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
What do you call someone who used to like worchestershire sauce?

An "Ex-sauce-ist" of course.

Tongue
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
(April 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What do you call someone who used to like worchestershire sauce?

An "Ex-sauce-ist" of course.

Tongue

You just moved up my list!

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
List of funniest, most wittiest forum members?

(please, not the (s)hit list!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#8
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
Exorcism is not always the best option. 
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#9
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
(April 10, 2018 at 6:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: As a non-exorcist, what's your opinion on witch burnings and should we start burning kiddie fiddling priests/imams/rabbis/witch doctors?

As a Californian non-exorcist, that kind of thing would never fly. We're having trouble enoug with getting lethal injections done because of the frequent expiry of the drugs used, and 8th amendment lawsuits and such. 

Might be fun, though!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#10
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
I have this chronic boil on my left thigh. Every few days this little puckish face burrows it's way out and tells me to kill the babysitter. Disturbing, but since I don't use a babysitter, do I really need an exorcist?
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