...or don't. I don't care. But I'm not one, so ask somebody else. Maybe report what you find here. I don't care. I just misread the ex-racist ask a... thread.

As a non-exorcist, what's your opinion on witch burnings and should we start burning kiddie fiddling priests/imams/rabbis/witch doctors?

Warning to all. Exorcism is not real! People are so gullible sometimes.

signed: Jafari Jakande III. Head of the International Federation of Faith Healers, Zimbabwe. -

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(April 10, 2018 at 7:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Warning to all. Exorcism is not real! People are so gullible sometimes.

signed: Jafari Jakande III. Head of the International Federation of Faith Healers, Zimbabwe. -

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If exorcism isn't real, why do they make movies about it??

Ha!

What do you call someone who used to like worchestershire sauce?

An "Ex-sauce-ist" of course.

(April 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What do you call someone who used to like worchestershire sauce?

An "Ex-sauce-ist" of course.

You just moved up my list!

List of funniest, most wittiest forum members?

(please, not the (s)hit list!)

Exorcism is not always the best option. 

(April 10, 2018 at 6:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: As a non-exorcist, what's your opinion on witch burnings and should we start burning kiddie fiddling priests/imams/rabbis/witch doctors?

As a Californian non-exorcist, that kind of thing would never fly. We're having trouble enoug with getting lethal injections done because of the frequent expiry of the drugs used, and 8th amendment lawsuits and such. 

Might be fun, though!

I have this chronic boil on my left thigh. Every few days this little puckish face burrows it's way out and tells me to kill the babysitter. Disturbing, but since I don't use a babysitter, do I really need an exorcist?