I would make beer rain from the sky. All weeds would be marijuana, and all women as horny as men.

Put another clitorus in the back of women's throats?

Not put the play ground adjacent to the town dump.

(April 16, 2018 at 2:38 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:

(April 16, 2018 at 1:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Imagine you're an all powerful deity.  You have just created the universe and want to make it better than the Abrahamic deity did.

What would you do?

If I had followed the biblucal script and only created two people, I would have put the tree of knowledge somewhere on the other side of the universe.

Is there even some kind of rule that says you have to make a tree of knowledge in the first place? Like, you can't create humans without also creating a tree, that if eaten from, will condemn them to toil, misery, and death. I guess it's in the fine print somewhere.

I mean, I guess I'm stating the obvious here, but one thing I'd do is just reveal myself-- to everyone. Every so often I'd just stand there in the sky for everybody to see, so there weren't any doubts about it. And also, when people pray for stuff I'd answer their prayers. Not in the sense of always giving them what they want. I mean, I'd literally answer them when they asked for something.

"Yes, I will give you what you want," they'd hear my voice boom.

--or--

"No, I won't give you what you want because [whatever the reason is]."

I think I'd be a pretty good God if you ask me. If anything, I will have taken all the guesswork out of being a believer and done my best to make my wishes clear to my creations.

No, there's no specific rule.

In this case I was mentioning part of what I would correct in the biblical narrative.

But Min is correct. A tree of knowledge on every corner would be a good thing.

Replace lingering death with spontaneous combustion.

I'd impregnate a virgin with my own self inside as a human.

So that I can be both myself and my son simultaneously. I would have my son/self crucified in order to save humanity from sin.

Create alternate intelligent life on a near by planet. 

Anytime we look at them they're all pointing back and laughing.

First thing would be to move the waste treatment facility out of the recreational area.

I'd make sure when the time came this fuck up would not occur:

Mark 14 (KJV)
22 And as they did eat, Jesus took bread, and blessed, and brake it, and gave to them, and said, Take, eat: this is my body.
23 And he took the cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them: and they all drank of it.
24 And he said unto them, This is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many.
25 Verily I say unto you, I will drink no more of the fruit of the vine, until that day that I drink it new in the kingdom of God.


Luke 22 (KJV)
17 And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and said, Take this, and divide it among yourselves:
18 For I say unto you, I will not drink of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of God shall come.
19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.




I'll physically turn inside out any and all goddam scribes that do not get this right !!!!

Jesus Fucking Christ, this shit is IMPORTANT !!

1) Allow all living beings the absolute inability to be hurt, harmed, violated or damaged. 2) Allow all living beings to feel ecstatic pleasure at all times forever. 3) Absolutely nothing else is required.

Suck on that all other gods that have been previously conceived by anyone ever.