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All Hail the Second Amendment
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 22, 2018 at 11:44 am (This post was last modified: May 22, 2018 at 11:45 am by The Grand Nudger.)
France seems to be doing pretty good, they have a third of the guns we do but only a twentieth of the gun problem. An impressive disparity, I;m sure you'll agree.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 22, 2018 at 11:51 am
Jim Carrey's most recent political cartoon:

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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 22, 2018 at 3:52 pm (This post was last modified: May 22, 2018 at 3:52 pm by Minimalist.)
What a fucking idiot!  THIS is what is walking around with guns in 'Murrica!

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/ohio-ma...ibly-awry/

Quote:Ohio man gets shot by his Maytag oven after his gun safety plan goes horribly awry


Quote:In the United States, people get shot by their pets, but there’s another menace lurking in the American home: armed kitchen utilities.
Forty-four-year-old Robin Garlock from Warren, Ohio, put his firearm in the broiler of his oven to keep it away from children in the house, the Ohio Vindicator first reported.

Garlock failed to inform his girlfriend of his firearm safety plan and she turned on the oven to cook. A little later she heard a ‘bang.’ Scared that there was gunfire coming from outside, she called for him. He told her to get down and ran to open the broiler and secure the gun.

I had to check to make sure it wasn't TheOnion. It isn't.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 22, 2018 at 4:07 pm
Responsible gun owner, named "Eire".
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May 23, 2018 at 11:03 am
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 23, 2018 at 11:32 am
I play Ages of Empire II, which would make me a world killer.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 25, 2018 at 5:53 pm


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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 25, 2018 at 5:55 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 5:56 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(May 22, 2018 at 10:55 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: FFS When will the French repeal the 2nd Amendment and implement "common sense gun controls" and disband the NRA?

ANOTHER SHOOTING in FRANCE

Oh...wait...France doesn't have a 2nd Amendment or the NRA and guns are already almost illegal...

BAN FACE MASKS!!!!

And oh wait: The shootings in France don't compare to the shootings in America.
(May 23, 2018 at 11:32 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I play Ages of Empire II, which would make me a world killer.

I've been playing it for over half my life... I guess that makes me a galaxy eater.
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May 25, 2018 at 5:58 pm
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 25, 2018 at 6:06 pm
(May 25, 2018 at 5:55 pm)Edwardo Piet Wrote:
(May 22, 2018 at 10:55 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: FFS When will the French repeal the 2nd Amendment and implement "common sense gun controls" and disband the NRA?

ANOTHER SHOOTING in FRANCE

Oh...wait...France doesn't have a 2nd Amendment or the NRA and guns are already almost illegal...

BAN FACE MASKS!!!!

And oh wait: The shootings in France don't compare to the shootings in America.
(May 23, 2018 at 11:32 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I play Ages of Empire II, which would make me a world killer.

I've been playing it for over half my life... I guess that makes me a galaxy eater.
I've played II since it was released in 1999.
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