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What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 3:37 pm
Many times over the years I have been asked by Christians " what will you say to god when you meet him?" and it's almost always toned in a threatening manner.
So now is you chance to answer that question. But we're going to expand on it and ask, "what would you say to a god of your choice if you were to meet them?"
My two immediate examples:
The Abrahamic god, "You're under arrest for crimes against humanity."
Bastet, "Nice pussy!"
Your turn.
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 3:40 pm
How come I'm not in hell?
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 3:47 pm
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Could you fix my hemorrhoids? An esprit d'escalier- it would involve said deity's puckering up its lips to effect said cure.
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 4:14 pm
I imagine I'd have a bunch of questions. One of the first things would probably be that I hope the bible doesn't end up being an honest representation of who this god is, because it doesn't portray him as a very worthy individual.
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 5:43 pm
To quote Stephen Fry, "bone cancer in babies? How dare you?"
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 5:47 pm
"Please don't torture the fuck out of me just because you're that kind of guy."
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 5:52 pm
"I love you and I'm sorry for running away from you for so long"
