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What would you say to a god if you met one?

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What would you say to a god if you met one?
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#31
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 11:25 pm
What can I say? I'm fucked. But the asshole in charge is still to blame.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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#32
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
June 1, 2018 at 12:10 am
Quote:What would you say to a god if you met one?

I would say: Hello Beccs, how are you today? Don't Gods know how to fix laptops! hehe

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#33
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
June 1, 2018 at 12:13 am
(June 1, 2018 at 12:10 am)ignoramus Wrote:
Quote:What would you say to a god if you met one?

I would say: Hello Beccs, how are you today? Don't Gods know how to fix laptops! hehe

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Long weekend here.

And what am I supposed to be the goddess of?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#34
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
June 1, 2018 at 12:34 am (This post was last modified: June 1, 2018 at 12:34 am by ignoramus.)
Public holiday or RDO? good on ya... enjoy...

You, my friend are the Goddess of *drumroll please*


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#35
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
June 1, 2018 at 3:27 am (This post was last modified: June 1, 2018 at 3:32 am by Haipule.)
(May 31, 2018 at 3:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Many times over the years I have been asked by Christians " what will you say to god when you meet him?" and it's almost always toned in a threatening manner.

So now is you chance to  answer that question.  But we're going to expand on it and ask, "what would you say to a god of your choice if you were to meet them?"

My two immediate examples:

The Abrahamic god, "You're under arrest for crimes against humanity."

Bastet, "Nice pussy!"

Your turn.
To the God of Islam: FUCK YOU!

To the God of the Jewish religion: REALLY?

To the God of the Christian religion: 2,000 yrs of this complete bullshit--REALLY?!

To my God: Thanks for treating me like a son!!!


To Valkyrie's God she hasn't yet met(but is to cum): NICE PUSSY!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
June 1, 2018 at 5:43 am
(May 31, 2018 at 5:43 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: To quote Stephen Fry,   "bone cancer in babies? How dare you?"

Exactly what I thought when I opened this thread.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#37
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
June 1, 2018 at 6:20 am
Why are you so pathetic?
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
June 1, 2018 at 7:05 am
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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