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What would you say to a god if you met one?
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 9:01 pm
(May 31, 2018 at 6:04 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:

Quote:God is greater then everything and is also the best reward.

So you're a big fan of Yahweh, the God of the Hebrews and the God of the armies.
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#22
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 9:12 pm
If he was Krishna I would do the Heimlich maneuver! 

"Sir!! Are you choking?? I am going to help you!!!"
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 9:16 pm
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You mean once I stopped screaming?
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 9:28 pm
(May 31, 2018 at 9:16 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: [Image: blob_a9rf.640.jpg]

You mean once I stopped screaming?

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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 9:56 pm
(May 31, 2018 at 9:12 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If he was Krishna I would do the Heimlich maneuver! 

"Sir!! Are you choking?? I am going to help you!!!"

I know a fair bit of Hindu mythology but not enough to get this joke.
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 10:12 pm
(May 31, 2018 at 9:56 pm)Alexmahone Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 9:12 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If he was Krishna I would do the Heimlich maneuver! 

"Sir!! Are you choking?? I am going to help you!!!"

I know a fair bit of Hindu mythology but not enough to get this joke.

He is blue!
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 10:49 pm
@OP q, depends on the god, right?  If it;s the god of hookers and blow..I;d have a whole range of procurement related questions.
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 11:08 pm
Quote:God is greater then everything and is also the best reward.

He is more better and more everlasting, then any other type of blessing.

Every blessing perishes except what remains connected to God.

My biggest fantasy more then seeing him (although he can't fully be seen) and my soul suspended in the sanctity of his honor, is that he appreciates my feeble efforts and makes an honorable mention of me the day the witnesses are brought forth and witness against the humans they were among and who were part of the times they lived in and when the souls are brought together on a very dramatic day.

On that day, if he makes a good mention of me and honors me and thanks me in front of the all souls,  that will be the moment I will never forget for eternity.

If he disgraces me, then it's only because I deserve it.

He is the Generous Lord I put my hopes, not fleeting pleasures, and deceptive relations.
Spoken like a true brainwashed sycophantic coward
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 11:11 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2018 at 11:12 pm by AFTT47.)
Assuming we are talking about the god of the Bible, this is so easy.

"Why did you create me? You may have given me free-will but given your omniscience, you knew what I would do with that free-will before you even created me. If you knew I would do or simply think those things which would condemn me to Hell, why did you create me in the first place?"

Not that the answer would matter. I would be condemned to Hell. But I would have the satisfaction of knowing who's fault it is. Of course, it is on God. He created a being, KNOWING that that being was going to go to Hell. But he created me anyway.
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 11:21 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm by ignoramus.)
^ What if he tells you that's just the way it is ... Fairness and logic and compassion are human things... It is his way, his rules in the end for we are his property to do with as he pleasesDunno
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