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What would you say to a god if you met one?
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What would you say to a god if you met one?
Many times over the years I have been asked by Christians " what will you say to god when you meet him?" and it's almost always toned in a threatening manner.

So now is you chance to answer that question. But we're going to expand on it and ask, "what would you say to a god of your choice if you were to meet them?"

My two immediate examples:

The Abrahamic god, "You're under arrest for crimes against humanity."

Bastet, "Nice pussy!"

Your turn.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
How come I'm not in hell?
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#3
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
Could you fix my hemorrhoids? An esprit d'escalier- it would involve said deity's puckering up its lips to effect said cure.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
A battle of wits....



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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
I imagine I'd have a bunch of questions. One of the first things would probably be that I hope the bible doesn't end up being an honest representation of who this god is, because it doesn't portray him as a very worthy individual.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
To quote Stephen Fry, "bone cancer in babies? How dare you?"
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
I'd ask:

"What are you?"
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#8
RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
"Please don't torture the fuck out of me just because you're that kind of guy."
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
"I love you and I'm sorry for running away from you for so long"
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
(May 31, 2018 at 5:52 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: "I love you and I'm sorry for running away from you for so long"

And then he says "I love you too" and gives you a full body massage with olive oil? Does that complete your fantasy? Tongue
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