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What would you say to a god if you met one?
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If he was Krishna I would do the Heimlich maneuver!
"Sir!! Are you choking?? I am going to help you!!!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
@OP q, depends on the god, right? If it;s the god of hookers and blow..I;d have a whole range of procurement related questions.
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 Quote:God is greater then everything and is also the best reward.Spoken like a true brainwashed sycophantic coward
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb  RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 11:11 pm
(This post was last modified: May 31, 2018 at 11:12 pm by AFTT47.)
Assuming we are talking about the god of the Bible, this is so easy.
"Why did you create me? You may have given me free-will but given your omniscience, you knew what I would do with that free-will before you even created me. If you knew I would do or simply think those things which would condemn me to Hell, why did you create me in the first place?" Not that the answer would matter. I would be condemned to Hell. But I would have the satisfaction of knowing who's fault it is. Of course, it is on God. He created a being, KNOWING that that being was going to go to Hell. But he created me anyway.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein  RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 11:21 pm
(This post was last modified: May 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm by ignoramus.)
^ What if he tells you that's just the way it is ... Fairness and logic and compassion are human things... It is his way, his rules in the end for we are his property to do with as he pleases
No God, No fear.
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