And he saith unto them, Follow me,and I will make you fishers of men.
So, how many people found Jesus or your other favorite deity thanks to your prayers?
So, how many people found Jesus or your other favorite deity thanks to your prayers?
What is your Soul Count?
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And he saith unto them, Follow me,and I will make you fishers of men.
So, how many people found Jesus or your other favorite deity thanks to your prayers?
My "soul" count (assuming that such a thing exists, protip it doesn't) proudly sits at -2.
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 7:24 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2018 at 7:25 pm by Fireball.)
My wife and youngest son have Souls. Hers is white, his is silver. The rest of us do not have a Soul, though I do have a Forte. All made by Kia.
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I have eaten thousands of souls!
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 7:50 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2018 at 7:50 pm by Foxaèr.)
RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 7:51 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2018 at 7:51 pm by brewer.)
OP: What the fuck are you talking about?
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(July 20, 2018 at 6:58 pm)Graufreud Wrote: So, how many people found Jesus or your other favorite deity thanks to your prayers? I found Jesus!
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I'm not sure why you are asking a crowd of mostly atheists about the presumed results of our prayers. We don't pray.
And we don't fuss over "saving souls" either. Saving lives is something many of us find worthwhile, though. We appreciate people like this guy, Norman Borlaug, who saved over a billion people from starvation using science. That sort of thing carries water with me. I think going around "saving souls" is a silly waste of time. But if that's your schtick, well, go on. Enjoy yourself.
I haven't harvested any souls in a while, but before I stopped, I lost count.
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