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What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 6:58 pm
And he saith unto them, Follow me,and I will make you fishers of men.
So, how many people found Jesus or your other favorite deity thanks to your prayers?
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 7:05 pm
My "soul" count (assuming that such a thing exists, protip it doesn't) proudly sits at -2.
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 7:18 pm
I'm white. I ain't got no soul.
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 7:24 pm
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My wife and youngest son have Souls. Hers is white, his is silver. The rest of us do not have a Soul, though I do have a Forte. All made by Kia.
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 7:35 pm
I have eaten thousands of souls!
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 7:51 pm
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 8:01 pm
(July 20, 2018 at 6:58 pm)Graufreud Wrote: So, how many people found Jesus or your other favorite deity thanks to your prayers?
I found Jesus!
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RE: What is your Soul Count?
July 20, 2018 at 8:36 pm
I haven't harvested any souls in a while, but before I stopped, I lost count.
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