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Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
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How is that not an Onion article? Pence really marched around just to make Trump happy?
RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 4:33 pm
(This post was last modified: August 17, 2018 at 4:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm sure he does it nightly, in that pretty pink dress..pretty, like Trump likes it.....while Mother films the whole thing from behind a two way mirror to cuck him with later.
-but it's borowitz. You've got a whole bunch of new funny stuff to read if you hadn't come across borowitz before.
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 (August 17, 2018 at 4:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: How is that not an Onion article? Pence really marched around just to make Trump happy? Well it is listed under "humor". Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Hell, France didn't spend $92 million on their military parade, what are we doing wrong over here?
Maybe Trumply could bid out the parade to France to stage in Washington DC for a substantial savings ?? Let's see The Art of the Deal !!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
We could borrow these guys from France.
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August 18, 2018 at 4:32 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2018 at 4:33 am by downbeatplumb.)
(August 17, 2018 at 4:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: How is that not an Onion article? Pence really marched around just to make Trump happy? There was a n article at the bottom where "Trump says the white house no place for ex-reality star scumbag" So I think it may be similar to the onion. (August 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Hell, France didn't spend $92 million on their military parade, what are we doing wrong over here? I don't see why it costs so much. I thought most of the cost would be wages and you're already paying the soldiers. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
He'll get his parade one day. It'll coincide with a national holiday.
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