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Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
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Borowitz:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...U4NjYxNwS2 Quote:Pence Stages One-Man Parade in Honor of Trump Quote:Pence’s one-man march drew high praise from Trump, who took to Twitter to declare it the largest parade in history. 
How is that not an Onion article? Pence really marched around just to make Trump happy?
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August 17, 2018 at 4:33 pm
(This post was last modified: August 17, 2018 at 4:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm sure he does it nightly, in that pretty pink dress..pretty, like Trump likes it.....while Mother films the whole thing from behind a two way mirror to cuck him with later.
-but it's borowitz. You've got a whole bunch of new funny stuff to read if you hadn't come across borowitz before.
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 (August 17, 2018 at 4:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: How is that not an Onion article? Pence really marched around just to make Trump happy? Well it is listed under "humor". Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Oh, ok.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Hell, France didn't spend $92 million on their military parade, what are we doing wrong over here?
Maybe Trumply could bid out the parade to France to stage in Washington DC for a substantial savings ?? Let's see The Art of the Deal !!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
We could borrow these guys from France.
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August 18, 2018 at 4:32 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2018 at 4:33 am by downbeatplumb.)
(August 17, 2018 at 4:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: How is that not an Onion article? Pence really marched around just to make Trump happy? There was a n article at the bottom where "Trump says the white house no place for ex-reality star scumbag" So I think it may be similar to the onion. (August 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Hell, France didn't spend $92 million on their military parade, what are we doing wrong over here? I don't see why it costs so much. I thought most of the cost would be wages and you're already paying the soldiers. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
He'll get his parade one day. It'll coincide with a national holiday.
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