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Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down

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Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 30, 2018 at 9:44 pm
(August 30, 2018 at 5:39 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 30, 2018 at 5:05 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: ....So I grew to like cats as I grew up, dogs are still a far wish, soon enough the liking of cats became love. The cats I have are family, not just pets.


This is called Stockholm_syndrome.   You need immediate and extensive psychiatric help.    Otherwise you risk turning from victim to accomplice.   Soon you too will sleep 20 hours a day, swipe at innocent humans with your claws, and act like you own the place.

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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 30, 2018 at 9:53 pm
Cats have issues.

[Image: ignoring-you.jpg]
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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 31, 2018 at 1:45 am
(August 30, 2018 at 9:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Cats have issues.

[Image: ignoring-you.jpg]

By all means, let the next car hear you ignore it’s approach the next time I kick you out onto the streets.
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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 31, 2018 at 1:50 am
My indoor, outdoor cat named Grace, because she is a blue, or rather, grey, I renamed Goose because of Grey Goose vodka, actually taught herself to cook!

She would catch ONLY Geckos, kill them, and arrange them in rows an inch apart, belly up and nose to the wind and sun, in perfect rows. Then, in about three days, she would sniff them, and if they smelled right, she would gobble up her jerky treats! Amazing!
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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 31, 2018 at 4:35 am
(August 29, 2018 at 11:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 29, 2018 at 11:10 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I've had eight cats in five years, not a single one has lived past two as of yet.  The birds and tree rats and snakes are doing worse, though.  Those poor bastards are lucky to make it through a single season.  

Cats can be a problem, I love em, but I was raised to shoot a stray*.

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I have a simple rule, one I’m very serious about: you hurt my cat and I will do the same to you, twice as hard for twice as long.

What about if I'm really nice to your cat?
Would you then do the same for me, but twice as hard and twice as long?
And I love cats so I would be like, really, really nice to your cat. :-)




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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 31, 2018 at 5:14 am
(August 30, 2018 at 7:01 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Let’s not forget good old USA also trained anti-tank dogs during WWII.   American never deployed suicide dogs, but that is likely due more to operational and logistic reasons than humanitarian concern for men’s best friend.

I know the Russians did. Do you have a source for the US doing this?
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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 31, 2018 at 5:19 am
(August 30, 2018 at 9:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Cats have issues.

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My cat is an expert at ignoring me.
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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 31, 2018 at 6:03 am
Clyde snores.
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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 31, 2018 at 6:46 am
Two of my cats snore.
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RE: Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down
August 31, 2018 at 7:06 am
(August 31, 2018 at 6:46 am)Joods Wrote: Two of my cats snore.

Either of them weigh 37 pounds and are just a little bigger than a cocker spaniel? He works up some resonance!
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