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UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.

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UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 8:04 pm
(September 10, 2018 at 6:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'd venture to the End of the Universe for a nice steak.

I understand that there is a nice Restaurant there.  And you get to select your steak from the cow herself.

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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 8:05 pm
(September 10, 2018 at 4:43 pm)Khemikal Wrote: "It was a red el camino, being driven by my friend Ted" - and then the anal probing began.

Captain Lube in the El Camino with a Doc Johnson model 81 . . . .


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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm
Aliens come to earth because they want me to probe them . . .


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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 11, 2018 at 4:30 am
(September 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Aliens come to earth because they want me to probe them . . .
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Well we are the arseholes of the universe Dunno
We have Trump to prove it!
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#15
RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 11, 2018 at 4:39 am
(September 11, 2018 at 4:30 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Aliens come to earth because they want me to probe them . . .
Blush

Well we are the arseholes of the universe Dunno
We have Trump to prove it!

Arseholes everywhere have just been egregiously offended.

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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 11, 2018 at 8:31 am (This post was last modified: September 11, 2018 at 8:36 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Aliens come to earth because they want me to probe them . . .


Blush

Poor fuckers just keep landing in the wrong cornfields, eh? Maybe you should work on better advertising, a before and after? Like an intergalactic roadside billboard testimonial.

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Or maybe something more direct?

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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#17
RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 11, 2018 at 8:32 am
(September 11, 2018 at 8:31 am)Khemikal Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Aliens come to earth because they want me to probe them . . .


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Poor fuckers just keep landing in the wrong cornfields  cornhole, eh?

FTFY
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#18
RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 11, 2018 at 9:29 am
(September 10, 2018 at 4:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: UFO = Unidentified Flying Object. 

If you get close enough to one to abduct it, it should be easily identified. Then it would no longer be a UFO. QED

You got em on a technicality
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#19
RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 11, 2018 at 10:05 am
(September 11, 2018 at 9:29 am)possibletarian Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 4:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: UFO = Unidentified Flying Object. 

If you get close enough to one to abduct it, it should be easily identified. Then it would no longer be a UFO. QED

You got em on a technicality

I can do "gotcha" better than they can.
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