Thinks most of the country speaks like Dolly Parton.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
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Thinks most of the country speaks like Dolly Parton.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
He's the guy that would say "Hold my beer and watch this! "
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
At least you appear the type to misspell your own username in the thread title.
Gets tired of being asked if his wife is also his cousin.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Remember that time your dog died?
Love your avatar K, the "Billy Ray Cyrus on bath salts."
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