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RE: New
September 29, 2018 at 4:32 pm
(September 29, 2018 at 2:30 pm)ChurchOfAtheism Wrote: What's up everyone. New to the forum, just signed up today. Looking forward to some fun intellectual conversations.
Hahahaha, you joined the wrong boards! It's all dick jokes all the time up in this joint! 
Welcome aboard.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: New
September 29, 2018 at 4:34 pm
Welcome.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: New
September 29, 2018 at 4:45 pm
(September 29, 2018 at 3:36 pm)ChurchOfAtheism Wrote: (September 29, 2018 at 3:23 pm)wyzas Wrote: Welcome Woof!
If ya don't have a tax exemption ya ain't a TrueChurch.
And if you do have one, I want to become a satellite.
I don't yet. considering it when/if we start making $ lol
Damn. OK then, at what point do you think you might institute involuntary celibacy?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: New
September 29, 2018 at 6:00 pm
Welcome, from the Head Prophetess of the Church of the Rising Penis (all rise or kneel as ye are so moved).
I am new here too. I hope you enjoy it here at AF as much as I am.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: New
September 29, 2018 at 6:22 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2018 at 6:23 pm by ignoramus.)
Welcome. Finally someone who takes atheism as serious as I do!
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My favourite pages from our bible is the book of Richard and the book of Christopher.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: New
September 30, 2018 at 1:50 am
Nice to meet you! I'll send you the secret atheist password when we're sure you're suitably free of all morals.
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RE: New
September 30, 2018 at 8:41 pm
(September 29, 2018 at 3:40 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Welcome!
Does the atheist church have "that smell" that churches usually have?
(What IS that smell anyway? Mold? Expired incense? I'd really like to know.)
I'm pretty sure it's stagnant holy water.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: New
September 30, 2018 at 9:03 pm
(September 29, 2018 at 4:32 pm)Khemikal Wrote: (September 29, 2018 at 2:30 pm)ChurchOfAtheism Wrote: What's up everyone. New to the forum, just signed up today. Looking forward to some fun intellectual conversations.
Hahahaha, you joined the wrong boards! It's all dick jokes all the time up in this joint!
Welcome aboard.
Hey! Don't be a dick to the new guy. [See what I did there?]
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RE: New
September 30, 2018 at 9:34 pm
(September 29, 2018 at 2:40 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (September 29, 2018 at 2:30 pm)ChurchOfAtheism Wrote: What's up everyone. New to the forum, just signed up today. Looking forward to some fun intellectual conversations.
I bitch over the Washington Redskins and moan about how others don't like ABBA. Intellect from who?
Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress. 
YOu don't have to record it without their permission. You can get it on Reddit!
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RE: New
September 30, 2018 at 9:44 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 9:03 pm)Whateverist Wrote: (September 29, 2018 at 4:32 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Hahahaha, you joined the wrong boards! It's all dick jokes all the time up in this joint!
Welcome aboard.
Hey! Don't be a dick to the new guy. [See what I did there?]
Didn't see.
Hung like a parrot?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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